停火! 停火! 当心! Cease fire! Cease fire! Heads up!
战友阵亡! 停火! Man down! Cease fire!
蠢货! Stupid motherfucker!
我吵醒你说再见
不要在屋里抽烟
做恶梦了?
Sí. 是
是 真的很幻想
闭上眼睛后就会有坏习惯
它们就是那时袭击你的
我会保护你
如果我能为你做恶梦 我都愿意
不 你不会的
我会
你不知道我会为你做什么
你什么时候回来?
不知道
要看火车什么时候出发
然后我有段时间不会回来
我要走了
不 请别走...别走
当你走后 时间都凝固了
第一个周末过去了 我会下来 我们去见法官
然后签证
然后拿到你的签证 把你接到边境
然后我们永远在一起
这一生对我足够了
你还好吗 西尔维亚? What's up, Sylvia?
小小衣服真可爱 Cute little outfit.
你真漂亮 You look nice.
迈克在卧室 Mike's in the bedroom.
是吗? Yeah?
天 我说过你很漂亮 Man, I said you look nice.
我还要上法庭 吉姆 I have a court appearance, Jim.
你让他们受罚 Well, you just give 'em hell.
嘿 Hey.
好看的衣裳 哈? Spiffy duds, huh?
你象个包装过的鸟人 You look like a gift-wrapped turd.
别烦我 我必须集中精力 Now please leave me alone. I have to concentrate.
今天我有两份文件要归档 还要去宣誓作证 I have two filings and a deposition today.
好好玩 伙计们 Play nice, kids.
什么事 坏蛋? What up, dog?
- 没什么 刚回来 - 很好啊 - Nothing. Just got back. - Cool. Cool.
墨西哥咋样 坏蛋? How was Mexico, dog?
哦 简直是个梦 哥们 Oh, it was a dream, man.
- 心爱的女人 - 对啊 - Loving my woman. - Right.
就这样了 我走了 That's it. I'm out of here.
这些是你的简历 Those are copies of your resumé.
象糖果一样散发出去吧 Pass them out like candy.
因为我总是会打印更多的简历 'Cause I can always print up more.
有什么情况 打电话给我 行吗? And just call me if anything happens, okay?
不许喝酒 And no drinking.
拜托 宝贝 镇静 Come on, baby, be cool.
甜心 我是当真的 Honey, I'm serious.
不许喝酒 可以吗? No drinking. Okay?
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you, too.
好运 Good luck.
你的外套不错啊? Your suit's fine, okay?
哥们 她骂我是包装过的鸟人 Dude, she called me a gift-wrapped turd.
别跟她闹矛盾 Don't be fucking with her, dude.
她生气了 She's pissed.
她为何怒气冲冲？ Why is she on the warpath? Dog...
我昨天没去找工作 I didn't look for work yesterday, dude.
卖了她的CD 买了些酒 Sold some of her CDs, bought a couple of 40s
还有一包烟 and a pack of GPCs.
喝了个烂醉 Caught a buzz and watched
看芝加哥公牛对湖人队的比赛录象 my Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes.
朋友 她生气该归罪于你 That's on you, homie.
昨天我们竟然没出去逛 We didn't even hang yesterday.
我出国了 I was out of the country.
那又怎样? 我老婆仍认为那是你的错 So? My old lady still thinks it's your fault.
哈? 哈? 哼? Huh? Huh? Hmm?
来吧 我们走 Come on, dude, let's get the fuck out of here
给自己找个活 and find my ass some employment.
开车载我兜风行不? It's cool you driving me around?
可以啊 没问题 Yeah, dude, it's cool. It's no trouble.
这里 混蛋 Here, asshole.
早餐 Breakfast.
噢... 噢... Oh... ho, ho...
阿狗 Dog.
别拿酒给我喝 哥们 No pisto for me, dude.
今天是禁酒日 你听到那女人怎么说的 Today's a no-pounding day. You heard the woman.
好啊 那我可以喝的更多 Good. More for me.
该死 Fuck it.
干杯 干杯 Salud. Salud.
希望他们提升我的等级 不然我就完了 Man, hope they put me in the next class or I'm fucked.
我房租都付不起了 I can't pay my rent.
女房东会拿枪顶着我屁股 Landlady's about to pull a gauge on my ass.
军队里攒下的钱呢？ What happened to all that money you saved in the army, dude?
还是免税的呢? The tax-free shit?
这车子将我洗劫一空 Man, bro, this fucking ride cleaned me out.
把剩下的都喝掉吧 I guess we drank up the rest.
蠢货 Dumb ass.
警察最好付你工资 Cops better start paying you, dude.
你和他们混 也够久了 You spend enough fucking time with them.
他们最好把薪水乖乖的送来 They better start kicking me down some paychecks, man.
他们不停的测试我 知道吗? They got me hopping through hoops, you know?
"来做个测试." "两周后再来" "Come in for a test." "Come back in two weeks."
又一个测试 又一个两周 Another test, another two weeks.
去他妈的 Fuck.
现实点 Shit gets real,
你在憎恨生活 you be hating life.
狂欢的日子就要结束 Party time will be over.
你不晓得我多么 Dude, you don't know how much
期待这狗屁东西 I'm looking forward to this shit.
你知道 我最该入编 You know, I'll be super recruit.
我在丛林里 I was jumping out of choppers
跳飞机 干掉那帮 in the mountains, taking down
杂种强硬派 你知道吗? hard motherfuckers, you know?
我会面带微笑通过 洛城警局的驯鹿游戏 I'll be laughing my way through LAPD's reindeer games.
该死 他们会爱上我的 Shit, they're gonna love me.
是啊 他们会爱上你 Yeah, yeah, you're gonna fucking love them, dude.
去你的 Ah, fuck you.
我爱我老婆 I'm going to love my old lady.
我会取她 I'm gonna marry homegirl.
干她 Import her ass.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on, man.
现在该怎么用你的军徽 Dude, what happened to all the honeys
勾引婊子？ we were gonna pimp with your badge, dog?
你搞砸了计划 You're fucking up the plan.
我也在想 I've been thinking, you know?
爱情在于牺牲 Love's about sacrifice.
这是衡量爱情的真正标准 Only true measure of it.
你会为西尔维亚做什么? What would you do for Sylvia?
找个工作 Get a job.
- 恩... - 一定得找到 - Mm... - Nine to fucking five.
是啊 Yeah.
这是爱 That's love.
嘿 Hey.
早上好 Good morning.
什么时候 So when do you officially
你正式去上班? hand your ass over to the Man?
"吉姆 戴维斯, 很抱歉通知你.. "Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to inform...
我喝了两瓶酒 对吧? I had two beers, right?
没错 Yeah.
我他妈的是瞎了还是怎么的 Going fucking blind or something.
好吧 信上说 引用... Okay, this letter says, quoting...
"不再有资格候选警员" "no longer eligible as a police officer candidate."
什么意思? What the fuck does that mean?
拜托 Come on, dude.
"不再有资格"? 我是说 这是什么话? "no longer eligible"? I mean, what does that sound like?
他们不要你 They pulled the plug, dude.
不 不... No, no...
为什么？ Why?
我敢说... Oh, man, I'll bet you...
是因为我是白种人 I'll bet you it's 'cause I'm white.
我猜是因为你是个坏蛋 I bet it's 'cause you're a dick.
不 迈克 你不懂 No, no, no, Mike, you don't understand.
我完了 I am fucked.
我必须结婚 I got to get married.
好不? 移民局不会让我带玛特过来 Okay? INS won't let me bring Marta across
除非我找到工作 unless I got employment.
我答应过她了 I promised her.
这搞乱了我的计划 This fucks up my plan.
这他妈的是胡扯? This is fucking bullshit, okay?
那些该死的混帐 This... these fucking assholes...
该死的混帐! These fucking assholes!
他们到底出什么问题了 哥们?! What the fuck is their problem, man?!
狗屁警察跟我胡扯! This is fucking typical cop hate game bullshit!
冷静 Yo, yo, fucking chill, Magilla Gorilla.
我是说你很激动 哥们 I mean you're trippin', dude.
嘿 你他妈的 Hey, what the fuck
在看什么 混蛋?! are you looking at, asshole?!
你个鸡巴 Fucking dick.
哟 哟 Yo, yo,
吉姆 吉姆... Jim, Jim...
我把你的牙敲进你的呕吐小洞! I'm gonna fucking kick your teeth down your puke hole!
你想要吗? You fucking want some?
吉姆 吉姆 Jim, Jim, dude.
冷静点 哥们 Kick back, dude.
灯变绿了 快进来 The fucking light is green. Get the fuck in the car.
- 该死的 - 这样做 Man, fuck. - You're going to catch
你会惹上官司的 a case doing that shit, man.
你在干什么? What the fuck were you doing?
去他妈的洛城警局 Fuck the LAPD, man.
Pasadena Pomona Santa Ana这些地方 又怎么了? What's up with Pasadena, Pomona, Santa Ana and all that?
噢 去他妈的 Oh, no, fuck the sticks.
洛城是最烂的 L.A. City's the shit.
嘿 州长办公室 Hey, Sheriff's Department.
对移民局来说 这个够好了吧 而且仍然在洛城 不是吗? It's good enough for the INS and still basically L.A., right?
是的 州长办公室 对 Yeah, Sheriff's Department, yeah.
头两年他们让你去监狱干活 They make you work the jails the first two years
或者其他烂地方 or something.
在Honor Ranch I could be cracking heads
我会头痛死掉 up at the Honor Ranch.
我会给他们电话 准备测试 I'll give 'em a call, start testing.
是 Yeah.
这就对了 That's right.
只是个小挫折 对吧? Yo, it's just a minor setback, right?
稍安勿燥 Quit trippin', dude.
去死吧 Shit.
嘿 你知道我想干吗? Hey, you know what I want to do?
什么? What?
我想搞得一塌糊涂 I want to get fucked up.
我也是 Me, too, man.
我得去找个工作 安抚我的宝贝 I got to find a job and placate my baby, you know.
西尔维亚会踢你屁股? Sylvia's going to kick your ass?
拜托 大男人 她会没事的 Come on, big man, she'll be cool.
少来了 Come on.
- 再见 尼可 - 再见 - Bye, Nicole. - Bye.
我也拿几根烟吧 Let me get a couple of singles, too, please.
抱歉 你买整包 Sorry, you buy whole pack.
冷静 哥们 Be cool, dude.
要是我整包都买 If I buy a whole pack
我会想吸 I'm gonna want to smoke it.
我只想几支烟来咽我的酒 I just want a couple of smokes with my beer.
警察罚了我1,500块 City give me $1,500 ticket.
不能再这样了 No more.
混蛋 Asshole.
- 谢谢 先生 - 谢谢 先生 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir.
该死 Oh, shit.
那个歹徒 That fucking gangster, man.
可怜虫跑了六秒44就倒下了 Homeboy just ran a six second four-forty.
该死的 那个中国佬气得要命 Damn, the chino looked fucking pissed, man.
你认为我们还能回那地方去吗? You think we'll be able to go back there?
我讨厌那地方 I hate that shit.
该死的中国佬看着我们 好象我们真要抓他 Fuckin' chino lookin' at us like we were gonna bust him?
伙计 我们穿便服呢 Come on, dude. We're wearin' suits, man.
看上去是十足的警察 We totally look like cops.
他说卖那东西被罚了 He said he got fined for that shit.
他只是小心行事 He was just being cautious.
有酒 又有烟 Well, we got pisto, we got frajos.
少一件东西 Only one thing missin'.
婊子 Be-at-ches.
我是说除开妓女 还要 Oh, yeah, I mean besides bitches, man.
大麻? 恩 Yesca? Mm-hmm.
对了 Bingo.
想搞点大麻爽一爽 I need to feel some reefer madness.
真想边吸大麻边喝酒吗? You sure you want to score some bud, dude?
你好久没吸了 哥们 You haven't smoked out since like forever, man.
我说我要搞得一塌糊涂 I said I want to get fucked up, man.
去他妈的一清二白 Fuck this purity bullshit.
是的 Yeah... fuck purity.
看那个光头 Aw, man, look at this zero-head, dog.
蠢猪 Stupid-ass cholo.
看 Look at that.
那家伙在卖毒品 That dude's slangin', dog.
要一小袋吗? Want to get a dime?
不 全要 No, I want it all.
去那个藏毒的地方 Go for the stash, man.
哇 走 Whoa, go, go, go.
嘿 你 Hey, hey, yo, yo.
那是我的! That's my shit!
该死的 Fuck.
太棒了 Outstanding.
真他妈的太棒了 Out-fucking-standing.
纯正的大麻 That shit was slick.
混帐受教育了 That motherfucker just got schooled.
婊子 Bitch-ass cholo.
- 检查下 哈? - 是啊 - Check this shit out, huh? - Yeah.
漂亮的捕获 你看到吗? Nice motherfucking haul. You see that shit, huh?
还没扎带子呢 Mm. It's not laced either.
闻闻 Smell that shit.
闻一闻 Smell that motherfucking shit.
我们发动了汽车 We just burned my car.
要是回去那里 我们会被枪击 We go back there, we're gonna get shot.
是啊 不是闹着玩的 Yeah, no shit.
在下个路灯口拐弯 Man, bust that light.
大吸一场 Roll that shit up.
是啊 太好了 Yeah, yeah, Cool.
我们先扔掉一些简历 Yo, let's drop off some resumés first.
然后我们再尽情享受 Then we'll smoke out, dude.
一些简历 Some resumés.
是的 Yeah.
哥们 新鲜空气 Ah, man, fresh air.
看 Look.
扔掉了 Oh! They're dropped off, man.
你个混蛋 You fucking asshole, man.
我得找个工作 I got to get a fucking job, man.
你神经病啊? What's your problem, man?
你在干吗 白痴 What the fuck are you doing, dickhead.
迈克 第一天-- Yo, Mike, first day looking--
没人能找到工作 nobody ever gets a job their first day looking.
拜托 别费神了 Come on, don't sweat it, man.
嘿 我不能拖到明天 Hey, I can't fuck around tomorrow.
我一定得找个工作 I got to get a job for sure.
这就是你的工作 This is your job, man.
表现得职业点 So act like a fucking professional,
尽情享受 我们还有很多事要办 spark up the goods, 'cause we got a lot of work to do.
这个有点狠 可是很好 It's harsh. It's good, though.
你好吗? You okay?
肺怎样了? How are those lungs, baby?
要的就是这个 There it is.
美妙的感觉 That magic feeling.
哈 看那个婊子 Damn, look at that bitch.
噢 哈 Oh, damn.
去死 Fuck, yeah.
他妈的好靓啊 She's fucking good.
我赌她有技术 我想操她 I bet she got skills. I want to get laid.
你刚见过梦中情人 You just saw your woman.
就干过一次 Only hit her once, man.
我们不能单独行动 他们让我睡车里 We can't go nowhere alone. They got me sleeping in the car.
家里人把你都给管死了 哈? Family's got that ass under guard, huh?
锁住 拿走钥匙 Lock and key.
该死 我要干马子 Fuck, I want to get laid.
去我的闺房啊 哈? Pay a visit to my harem, huh?
在线的色情 Online, pornmeister.
啊 去莱蒂的公寓吧 Uh-uh, let's go to Letty's pad, man.
你赌多少我上了她 How much you want to bet I hit it.
- 她不会让你这么做 - 赌多少? - She won't, dog. - How much you want to bet?
她不会再在乎你了 She won't give you shit, dog.
你干她的大好时机已经过去 You big time fucked her over.
啊 哥们 我会除掉那个同性恋 Aw, man, I popped that poodahey.
我对她有意志控制力 I got that mind control, man.
你想赌多少 少了我可以借你? How much you want to bet I get back up in it?
20块? 20 bucks?
你没有20块 You ain't got 20 bucks.
你也没有 So, neither do you, man.
来呀 握手为定 Come on, shake on that shit.
来呀 Come on.
妈的 我们走 What the fuck, let's go.
我来了 I got it.
你好吗 帕提? What's up, Patty?
- 你妹呢? - 她不在 - Y tu hermana? - She ain't here.
知道吗? Y sabes que?
这里不欢迎你 You're not welcome in this house.
当然 帕提 Sure, Patty.
我想进来 I'd love to come in.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们来了? Are they here?
你看上去不错 有些傲慢. You're looking fine, as fuck, chulas.
请别...别碰我 Don't... don't touch me, please.
嘿 Hey, hey.
你得走了 You got to get out of here.
莱蒂... Letty...
只想再见你一面 I just wanted to see you again.
帕提 你想拿杯酒给我喝吗? Hey, Patty, you want to grab me a pisto or something?
屁都不会拿给你 I ain't grabbing you shit.
哦 你嘴巴还是好使啊? Oh, you still got a mouth, huh?
也许某天你会学会闭嘴 Maybe one day you'll learn how to keep it shut.
我去我房间了 Laters. I'm going to my room.
你该明白 要把他撵走 You know you have to run his ass out of here.
宝贝 Baby.
我们坐下 Let's sit down.
不 No, no, no.
那么 恩... So, um...
你是警察了? You a cop yet?
正努力着呢 I'm working on it.
你呢? Y tu?
在干吗呢? Que andas haciendo?
我去洛城商学院 Well, you know, I'm going to L.A. Trade Tech.
走正道很好 It's good you're doing positive shit.
什么 一切过后 一个吻都没了? What, after everything I don't get a kiss?
因为一切过后 你不能得到一个吻 It's because of everything you can't get a kiss.
哦 拜托 到这来 Oh, come on, come here.
对 Yeah.
别这样 Don't.
吉姆 我有男友 Jim, I got a boyfriend.
谁? Who?
弗来科 Flaco.
他做了卑鄙事之后 You're back with that
你又回到他身边了 莱蒂? piece of shit after what he did, Letty?
你没和他鬼混 对吧? You're not fucking him, are you?
告诉我你没有 Please tell me no.
我有 走吧 Yes. So... just go.
这里没你的事了 吉姆 'Cause there's nothing here for you, Jim.
看到吗? See?
好不? Okay?
我不相信 莱蒂 I don't believe this shit, Letty.
不值得你这么做 You're too good for that.
你得走了 You gotta go.
走 求你了! Go. Please!
让我和他们说 Let me talk to them.
别 吉姆 别犯傻 No, Jim, don't be stupid. Please.
好吗? 走吧 Okay? Largate. Just go.
以后再见了 I guess it's later days.
快走! Largate. Just go!
弗来科 那帮人来了! Flaco, the pinchi guero's here!
快点 吉姆! 快点! Apuarte, Jim! Hurry up!
- 把他做了! - 我抓到他了! - Fuck him up! - I got him!
干掉白种小男孩! Fucking white boy!
怎么了 蠢货?! What's up, faggot?!
我们要搞晕你! We're going to fuck you up!
把车盖打开 Yo! pop the trunk
我能摆平他! so I can handle this shit!
去你的 Fuck you, puto!
我要摧毁你! I'll bust you!
放了他! Leave him alone!
打开车盖! Pop the fucking trunk!
吉姆! Jim!
噢 你们完了! Oh, you fucked up!
跪下！ Get your fucking knees down on the curb now!
滚那边去! Get the fuck over there, man!
别动 除非你想脑袋开花! Don't fucking move unless you want your brains hanging out!
你出什么毛病了 弗来科? What's your problem, Flaco?
狗杂种! Motherfucker!
跪在路边! Fucking knees on the curb, man!
对! That's right!
手指交叉放脑后 弗来科! Interlock your fingers behind your heads, Flaco!
你个聋子! You deaf fuck!
迈克 Yo, Mike.
什么? Yeah?
搜他们的车 Do up their ride.
别动 婊子! Freeze, bitch!
我会把你的大屁股带回家 I'm going to take that big ass of yours home,
干他一分钟 知道不? hit it for a minute, you know?
滚! Fuck off!
现在明白了吧 Now you got it.
放松 小样 Yo, relax, homie.
你伤莱蒂的心 我找你妈算帐 You break Letty's heart, I'm coming for your mom.
去你的! Fuck!
嘿 Hey, haina.
哦! Whoo!
滚开! 哦 是吗? Fuck off! Oh, yeah?
你这下面有什么? What you got down here?
哦... Oh...
喜欢那个 Liking that.
该死! 这些都是坏蛋 Damn! Those are badass kicks, dog.
幸亏你是女人脚 Lucky you got little bitch feet,
否则会被我踩个稀巴烂 else I'd be stomping around in them motherfuckers.
- 去你的 混帐 - 哈? - Fuck you, puto. - Huh?
- 去你的 - 什么? - Yeah. Fuck you. - Yes?
别动! You fucking stay still!
婊子们! 如果你没枪 Bitches! If you didn't have that fucking gun,
就什么事都没有 ese, it wouldn't be about shit, homie.
什么事情都没有! Not fucking shit!
嘿 帕提! Hey, later, Patty!
我希望你还没怀孕 可你知道 I hope you're not pregnant, but you know
你想我操你 you wanted me to blow in you.
去你的! Fuck you!
再见 莱蒂! Bye, Letty!
干杯 Salud.
分掉猎物吧 哥们 我晓得你有现金 Divvy up the bounty, dude. I know you got some cash.
我知道不止这些 I know I got more than that.
是啊 来吧 Yeah. Here we go.
该死 Shit.
她在那发我的套套 That's my pussy she's giving away there.
小样用超大号的 Homeboy uses extra large.
就这些? 下次 Man, that's it? Next time,
抢某个人的工作 jack someone with a job.
去你的 你拿到什么 他们的午餐吗? Well, fuck you. What did you get, their lunch?
看看吧 Check it out.
天杀的 你在开玩笑 Holy shit. You're kidding me.
他妈的 Ruger P-94 9毫米的口径 Whoo! It's a fucking Ruger P-94. Nine millimeter.
14毫米 加上枪膛的尺寸 14, plus one in the chamber.
他妈的好枪 耐用 It's a good fucking gun. Durable.
全新的 It's brand-new.
是款BB枪 It's a BB gun.
是啊 酷 Yeah. Cool.
给你 Here you go, dog.
是时候你拿到一把枪了 About time you got a cohete.
不 我不想要 No. I don't want it.
为什么不想? 我来用 Why the fuck not? I'll use it.
有个好去处 卖了它 That's a good reason. Sell it.
你认为能卖多少? How much you think we can get for the gun?
200块 或者300 六支新枪 Two bills, maybe three. Costs six new.
卖掉 把大麻分了 We'll sell it and split the greenery.
你确定? You sure?
没问题 It's cool, dude.
一人一半 50-50.
尽管是把好的BB枪 Good BB gun though.
射些鸟之类的东西 Shoot some birds and shit.
嘿 收好 Hey, put that shit away.
别人看到就完了 Looks real as hell.
这天的收成真不赖 Not a bad day's work.
去干正事 Get down to business though.
你没啥正事可干 I know you didn't get any.
所以还我钱 混蛋 So pay up, motherfucker.
鸡巴 Dick.
喂 给Michael Alonzo的留言 Hello. This is a message for Michael Alonzo.
我是Palm Glen律师团的Bob Luell This is Bob Luell at the Palm Glen Group.
我们检查了你的简历? We have reviewed your resumé,
想和你会面 and would like to make an appointment
在这个星期的晚些时候 for later in the week.
请尽快 Please call me at your
回复我 earliest convenience.
谢谢 Thank you.
哈? 很好 Huh? That's good.
再来一个? 很有趣 One more? This is fun.
听起来有点象同性恋的声音 可是不错 Sounded a little gay, but it was good.
不 不 到此为止 哥们 No, no, no. no. That's it, dude. That's it.
我会收到很多回电 I get too many callbacks,
西尔维亚会心生怀疑 Sylvia's going to get suspicious.
哦 西尔维亚会宰了你 Oh, Sylvia's going to be kissing your ass.
不会 只要她没听出你的声音 Not if she recognizes your voice.
哦 她听不出 给你 先生 Oh, she won't. Here, sir.
不 不 我还好 No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool.
- 拜托 - 我不要 - Come on. - I'm cool.
我要比那小妇人先回到家而且清醒起来 I want to get home before the little woman and sober up.
拜托 兄弟 就一罐 Come on, bro. One brew.
好吧 可是 All right, but hey,
我明天一定要确保找到工作 I got to look for a job tomorrow for sure.
好吗? 我不能背着西尔维亚 Okay? I can't be getting fucked up
搞得一团糟 在这个我本该去 behind Sylvia's back when I'm supposed
找工作的时刻 to be looking for work, man.
这样不好 明天 一定 Not cool. Tomorrow, for sure.
我也要找份工 I got to find a job, too.
喂 Hello.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
是的 先生 没错 Yes, sir. That is correct.
六年 Six years.
光荣退伍 Honorably discharged.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我愿意 I would love to.
相信我 我欢迎这个机会 Believe me, I would welcome the opportunity.
明天 Tomorrow
没问题 is not a problem.
谢谢你 先生 也祝你过的愉快 Thank you, sir. You have a good day, too.
再见 先生 Good-bye, sir.
是那个人 哈? 你先生来 That was the man, huh? You're all "Sir,
先生去的 sir, sir."
太好了! 太棒了! 谢天谢地! Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God!
正是那个人! 联邦局的人! That was the man! That was the Federal man!
联邦局的人! The Federal man!
国家安全局 Department of Homeland Security
让我明天去测试! wants me to come in tomorrow to start testing!
噢 该死的! Oh, shit!
真他妈的爽 兄弟! Fucking A, my brother!
真公道 混蛋! That shit is righteous, motherfucker!
有好戏上演了! It's on, homie!
哇 天 明天 Wow, man. Tomorrow.
那你现在该做什么 哥们? So what the fuck you going to do now, dude?
做尿检 I got to take a piss test.
好好表现 我就会被录用 If I'm cool, I'm in the house.
是啊! 噢! Yeah! Oh!
尿检要测大麻吗? Shit, dude, do they piss test for weed?
噢 该死! Oh, shit!
你完了 You fucked up, man.
该死 Oh, fuck.
我完了 I fucked up.
妈的 我完了 Oh, fuck. I fucked up.
妈的! 噢... Fuck! Oh...
你知道 一丁点大麻 我就完了 You know, one dope molecule, and I'm done.
他们会烧了我 And they will burn me
用尽这个国家的法律武器 with every law enforcement outfit in the country.
该死! Shit!
等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.
看着我 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
天无绝人之路 Hey, there's a way out of every fucking situation.
- 对吗? 放松 哥们 - 是的 对 - Right? Relax, dude. - Yeah, yeah.
我做该做的事 知道吗? Yeah. I'm going to do what I got to do, you know?
没事的 It's cool. Fuck, yeah.
我会通过测试 I'll pass that shit.
对 Hell, yeah. Yeah.
你当然会! Of course you will, dude!
等会儿 疯子 Later, loco.
别再犯错 Don't fucking trip, dude.
好 All right.
该死 Shit.
吃 Eat.
进来 蠢猪! Come in, dumb ass!
你好 狗兄? What's up, dog?
你好 狗兄... What up, dog...
嘿 吉姆 想来点咖啡吗? Hey, Jim. Want some coffee?
当然 Sure.
蛋呢? 额外还有 Want some eggs? There's extra.
夫人 要 Yes, ma'am. Please.
我听说了洛城警局的事 I, uh, heard about the LAPD.
很遗憾 Sorry about that.
我以为他们会保证给你工作 I thought they guaranteed you a job.
是的 我也这么认为 Yea. Me, too.
或许本来不是注定这样 Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be.
你知道的 你去当警察 You know, you being a cop.
告诉她发生什么了 哥们 Tell her what's up, dude.
恩 我申请了 Well, I applied
所有联邦法律执行机构 to all the Federal law enforcement agencies.
酒 毒品 军火检查局 边界巡逻队 You know, ATF, Border Patrol,
海关移民局 国土安全局 全部都有 ICE, Homeland Security, all of them.
国土安全局对我有兴趣 And Homeland Security's interested in me.
他们要我今天去开始测试 They want me to come in today and start testing.
哇 那很好啊 有几成把握? Wow. That's great. How sure is this?
我有个尿检 Well, I got a urinalysis today.
如果通过 我就是侦探候选人 If I pass that, I'll be a Special Agent candidate,
然后下月我就可以离开这 and then I could be out of here next month.
你没去吸大麻吧 是吗? You haven't been smoking out, have you?
没 早就没沾那玩意了 Nah. Chilled on that shit a while back.
好 谢谢你开车载迈克兜风 Good. Well, thanks for driving Mike around yesterday.
- 当然 - 兄弟 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, bro.
三个回电 Three callbacks.
该死的!好! Damn! Good!
我们投了足够的简历! We dropped off enough resumés. Whoo!
还有更多 Got more.
- 是! - 是! - Yeah! - Yeah!
你必须一直尝试 Well, you have to keep trying
直到奇迹出现 until something happens.
找到一个工作就是一个工作 对吧? Finding a job is a job, right?
中餐的钱 Lunch money.
谢谢 Thank you.
今天好运 And good luck today.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 爱你 - 我也是 - Love you. - I love you, too.
好运 Good luck.
吉姆 祝你尿检合格 And, Jim, good luck on your pee test.
我希望你研究好了 I hope you studied.
我会仓促应考 I'm going to cram for it.
哥们 太奇怪了 Man, that's freaky.
她心情不错 She was in a good mood.
早餐和酒钱? Breakfast and beer money?
是啊 哥们 Yeah, dude.
她昨晚听了那些留言 She heard the messages last night.
她给我买了一打酒 六瓶 She got me a sixer.
我昨晚灌了两瓶 I slammed two last night.
太他妈的好了! Out-fuckin'-standing!
现在知道打个电话 就有酒喝 Now we know beer is just a phone call away.
没错 Yeah.
昨晚我们聊了些狗屁事 Yeah. We talked shit out last night, though.
知道吗? 她要的就是我去找份工 You know? Hey, all she wants is for me to get a job.
我不该这么耍她 I shouldn't be playing her like that.
哥们 你已经有个工作了 Dude, you had a good job,
那个网站设计 with that, uh, with that Web design shit.
有过 哥们 有过 Had, dude. Had.
好不? 那些狗屁现在都在印度了 All right? All that shit's in India now.
想喝冷的吗? 不 等会 Want a cold one? No, later.
有醋没? You got any vinegar?
醋? 干啥用的? Vinegar? What for?
啊... Ah...
哦... Oh...
该死 哥们! Damn, dude!
啊...! Ah...!
- 天! - 真恶心 - Man! - That is fuckin' sick, man.
你干吗做这个? What'd you do that for?
- 关闭我的肾 - 哦 - Shuts down the old kidneys. - Ooh.
来吧 Come on, let's roll.
把袋子给我 Grab me that bag, dude.
我服役的时候学的小把戏 Little trick I learned in the service.
恶心死了 Aw, that's sick, dude.
你要把火鸡管插入你的老二? You're gonna stick a turkey baster in your dick?
别看 蠢蛋 Quit looking, faggot.
你以为我想看啊 You wish.
噢 天 Oh, man.
妈的... Fuckin'...
该死 哥们 shit, dude.
噢 该死... Oh, fuckin' shit...
啊... Aw...
混帐! Aw, motherfucker!
哇! Whew!
啊 Ah...
这... That was...
不爽 unpleasant.
哥们... Man...
我想快点结束这狗屁测试 Man, I want to get this shit over with.
我的牙齿都快浮出来了 You know, my teeth are floating.
噢... Oh...
在军队里得来的吗 狗? You get those in the military, dog?
我当过突击队员 I was a Ranger.
你老妈仍然吸着委靡的老二吗? Your mom still suck a mean dick, hmm?
惹怒你了吧! 不该不理睬别人 Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people.
为什么不去操自己! Why don't you go fuck yourself!
嘿! Hey!
文明点 Let's play nice,
伙计们 boys.
每个人都签了“同意念尿”的表格 I have everyone's "Consent to Urinalysis" form signed
并注明了日期 对吧? and dated, am I right?
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
好 我是理查兹警官 Good. I'm Agent Richards.
脱下夹克 Jackets off.
我现在执行国土安全局 I will now administer the easiest test
最简单的测试 Homeland Security will ever give you,
弹手指测试 the whizz quiz.
把袖子卷到肘上面 Roll up both sleeves past the elbow.
除去手套 戒指 手表 手镯 Remove all gloves, rings, watches, bracelets,
珠宝 邦迪创可贴 绷带 jewelry, Band-Aids and bandages.
只能留空白的手和前臂 I want to see nothing but bare hands and forearms.
弹手指 Wiggle your fingers.
给我看两边 Let me see both sides.
做的很好 Beautifully done.
再次重申 不许说话 Again, gentlemen, no talking.
迪威勒 是你吗? Detweiler, is it?
跟我来 You're with me.
杂种 Fucker.
下一个! Next!
名字? Name?
戴维斯 吉姆. Davis, Jim.
啊 突击队员 Ah, the Ranger.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
- 你在哪里服役? - 101街区 - You serve? - 101st.
- 很牛啊 - 还好 - High speed. - All right.
你能填满这个吗 孩子? Think you can fill that, son?
我能填满整个垃圾桶 I could fill a goddamn trash can, sir.
你全身都是尿和醋 不是吗 吉姆? You're full of piss and vinegar, aren't you, Jim?
是的 先生. Yes, sir.
在你走火之前 把子弹退了 行不? Hey, unload that shit before you clown with it, okay?
我不想自己的脑袋被打掉 I don't want my head blown off
在自己刚要办好事的时候 just when I'm getting it straight.
砰! 正对着打死一个混蛋 Pop! What's it like
是什么感觉? to just straight-up whack a motherfucker?
什么感觉? 我是说 你知道吗? What's it like? I mean, what the fuck, you know?
什么感觉也没有 该是什么感觉？ It's like nothing. What's it supposed to be like?
你告诉我 You tell me.
你为军队卖力杀人 You were busting heads for the military.
我不能谈这些狗屁 迈克. I can't talk about this shit, Mike.
可我要告诉你一件事 你瞄准 射击 But I will tell you one thing-- you point and shoot,
砰 砰 继续前进 别管他们 他们本不该在那地方 pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em, they shouldn't have been there,
你他妈的继续前进 you move the fuck on.
你不要停下去想 You do not stop and think about it.
- 没什么大不了的 - 如果没什么 - It's not a big deal. - So if it's nothing,
那你为什么这么生气? then what you getting all mad for?
我没生气 I'm not getting mad.
只是讨厌愚蠢的问题 迈克 I just hate stupid questions, Mike.
你以为自己杀了很多共产主义分子？ You think you killed a lot of Commies?
- 他们不是 傻B - 那他们是什么人? - They weren't Commies, dumb ass. - Then what were they?
你知道 他们是伊斯兰教徒 You know what they were-- they were fuckin' Hajjis,
恐怖分子 坏蛋 terrorists, the bad guys.
你喜欢干这事吗? 噢 该死 Did you like it? Oh, shit.
你钟情于此吗? Did you dig it?
你射了吗? You bust a nut?
别跟我胡来 严肃点 Not fuckin' now, man. Seriously.
你好烦啊 哥们 You're killing my buzz, dude.
冷静 紧张虫 Aw, kick back, stress case.
我们要卖这玩意吗? Are we on a mission to sell this piece or what?
是 Hell, yeah.
卖掉这玩意 Let's sell this fuckin' piece.
得弄些钱来用 知道我在说什么吗? Got to get some scratch, you know what I'm saying?
砰! Pop! Pop! Pop!
你 丹罗! Yo, Darrel!
- 丹罗! - 起来 丹罗! - Yo, yo, yo, Darrel! - Wake the fuck up, Darrel!
丹罗! Darrel!
快点 起来 Come on, come on, come on, wake up and fuckin'
黑鬼! shine!
你们要把这敲坏才好 Y'all need to knock this shit off right now.
嘿 你好吗 兄弟? Hey, what's up, bro?
进来吧 Come on in, motherfuckers.
好吧 Yeah.
进来 Get your little ass up in here.
该死! Shit!
噢 天... Oh, man...
你们把我吓得半死 y'all scared the fuck out of me, man.
你们没喝醉吧 You motherfuckers got ties on.
我看到巡逻的车停在这 I saw that city-lookin' car pull up--
以为你们是警察 I thought y'all was some rollers or shit.
我刚从牢里出来 I just got out of County.
- 9,600块 - 不会吧 什么时候? - $9,600. - No shit. When?
昨天 Yesterday.
该死 他们给你定什么罪啊? Damn. What'd they put on you?
一些胡扯的东西 Some bullshit.
我看到一些荒唐的情况 I saw some wrong-ass shit
在那里面 哥们 up in there, dude.
我再也不会到那里去了 I ain't ever going back to that motherfucker.
吓坏了吧 哈? It scared you straight, huh?
- 恩 - 嘿 你被他们耍了吗? - Mm-hmm. - Hey, you get booty-played?
去死 没有 Hell, no.
你在那眨着棕色的眼睛 哥们? You over there tickling your brown eye, dog?
他们在那放了些果酱 提供了果汁? They-they put some jelly on there, serve some syrup?
- 你把沙拉给扔了吗? - 嘿 你知道 朋友 - You toss the salad? - Hey, you know, nigga,
我紧靠墙壁 一句话也不说 I kept my ass to the wall and my mouth shut.
该死的 Shoot.
我差点因为这事丢了工作 I almost lost my job over that shit.
在那里胡来 Fuckin' around in there.
哦 天... Oh, God...
- 你是警察? - 不是 - You a cop? - Nope.
落选了 Rejected his ass.
去你的 Fuck you.
我要搭上联邦局的车了 I'm getting in the Feds' car.
天...! Damn...!
这就是我在说的! That's what I'm talking about!
啊 听到没? Ah, you hear that?
这个该死的要成联邦局的人了 This motherfucker gonna be a Fed.
是啊 Yeah.
你一直向往着那鬼东西 You been wanting that shit, too.
是我的梦想 哥们 It's my dream, dude.
那么 你想正直办事 So, you gonna do that shit right,
还是有时候也干点欺诈的勾当? or, you know, you gonna do a little shit on the side?
我要发展自己的事业 I'm gonna get my own thing going.
我非常讨厌 赚这一点点小钱 You know, I'll be flipping shit, make a little money.
你知道吗? You know?
这家伙一定很兴奋 This motherfucker gonna have shit wired.
害怕 哈? Scary, huh?
看看这个 Check this shit out.
噢 好! Oh, hello!
噢! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
很漂亮! This is sweet!
抢了一帮混蛋的东西 捞了把BB枪 We jacked some eses. Got a BB gun, too.
- 一把BB枪? - 哟 - A BB gun? - Yo.
该死! Goddamn!
这个小东西很漂亮 This is a nice little machine.
300块 就是你的了 Three bills, it's yours.
我没300块 I ain't got three bills, dog.
我律师把我洗劫一空了 My lawyer cleaned me out.
哥们... Man...
我也没办法 没路子可走 I ain't got no ways or means, homie.
我也要这玩意 I need this shit, too.
让那些在外巡逻的人 Bring the heat to these motherfuckers
感受子弹的热度 trippin' around here.
我们需要钱 We need ends, dog.
谁能给我们300块? Who'll give us three bills for it?
嘿 我认识一只猫 Hey, uh, I know a cat.
在La Licha活动 Hangs out at, uh... La Licha
在Santa Fe on, uh, Santa Fe.
是的 我知道那地方 他好讲话吗? Yeah, I know that place. He cool?
噢 当然 老江湖了 很好的人 Oh, man, he's old school, real cool.
一个叫埃迪的退伍军人 Veterano named Eddie.
他今天在那边吗? He there today?
噢 那里就是他的起居室 Oh, that's just like his living room, dog.
恩 Mm.
我帮你联系他 别担心 Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you up. Don't worry about it.
好 好 Cool, cool.
你 恩... Yo, uh...
你们都要去 Y'all need to come up, dog.
你能帮我个忙吗? Can you do me a favor?
当然 Sure.
劳驾你打电话到我家 You mind calling my pad
留个假信息 and leaving a fake message
这样我老婆就相信我在找工作? so my old lady thinks I'm out there looking for a job?
你却在这里鬼混 Instead you out getting fucked up.
能帮我吗 Can you hook me up,
还是怎么的 朋友? 哈? or what, dog? Huh?
好的 Yeah? All right.
看看这个 Check this out.
呃 尽管打 行不? Uh, just call, right?
说你就来自这个地方 And say you're from that place right there
你想安排个面试 and that you want to schedule an interview, dude.
你们都是些狡猾的家伙 Man, y'all some devious motherfuckers, man.
嘿 确保她不能打回来 Hey, hey, make sure she can't star-69 my shit.
-不会的 她... -认真的 哥们 Nah, she's... Serious, man.
我可不想惹上麻烦 I ain't trying to break up no shit on this.
好了 在呼叫了 给你 All right, it's ringing. Here you go.
- 严肃点 哥们 - 嘿 - Be serious, dude. - Hey, hey,
听起来不要象个同性恋 don't sound like a fag, either, man.
他就是这样发声的 That's how he be sounding.
呃 阿努左先生 Uh, Mr. Alonzo,
我是太阳屋房产公司的 I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties,
我打电话安排个面试 uh, to schedule an interview.
请回电 号码是213-555- Uh, please call me back at 213-555-
15-15. 15-15.
噢... Oh...
真好 朋友! damn, dog!
真不错 哥们! That shit was good, dude!
妈的 他们该给你颁个奥斯卡 Damn, they should give you a fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
这一招够冷酷的 哥们 That shit was cold, man.
- 这样耍你的女人 - 啊 拜托 - Playing your woman like that. - Aw, come on, man.
我昨天搞了三次 她给他买了一打六瓶装的啤酒 I did three yesterday-- she bought him a six-pack.
是啊 Yeah.
一个电话能给你赚来什么 一瓶40盎司 What's one call get you, a fuckin' 40
的啤酒吗? of St. Ides?
我会象这样 看 I'll be like this. Look.
肯定会! You know you would!
该死的家伙 Bitch-ass motherfucker.
这很好 不是吗? This is good shit, right?
我告诉过你这很好 I told you it was some good shit, dog.
嘿 我们得闪了 Hey, we got to bounce.
不 不 Oh, no, no, no, no.
不 你才来 No, no, y'all just got here, dog.
不能走 Can't happen.
- 拜托 - 告诉那个埃迪 - Come on. - Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie
我们过会就到他那边逛逛 that we're gonna cruise through there a little later.
好吗? Okay?
- 好 - 再见 哥们 - Aw, yeah. - Later, man.
我希望我能有那个钱 I wish I had the money.
说起来 这玩意真不错 That's a sweet-ass piece, though.
有了它 没人敢来我家 That shit'll keep the porch clean.
象你们一样的混蛋们就不会敲门敲个不停 Motherfuckers like y'all won't be banging on my shit.
嘿 吉姆 Hey, Jim.
我们得把制服脱掉 哥们 We should lose the monkey suits, dude.
他们是谁? Quien es?
嘿 给我们来 两瓶鸡尾酒 Hey, bring us, dos pistos, por favor,
我的女王 mi reina.
该死 Damn.
嘿 我不认为他们喜欢我们到这来 Hey, dog, I don't think they like us here.
去他们的 Fuck 'em.
我有枪 I got my shit.
他们一有动静 我就射 They make a move, I'm blasting.
那帮傻瓜中哪一个是埃迪？ Which one of these fools is Eddy?
我不晓得 Yeah. I don't know.
他们都是些傻瓜 They're all paisas here.
嘿 为什么不去问问那个婊子? Hey, why don't you ask that homegirl right there?
你好漂亮 Sientate, guapa.
恩 Mm.
会说西班牙语吗? Habla Espanol?
会 Si.
很好 Que bien.
你认识一个叫埃迪的人吗？ Sabas donde esta el Eddy?
埃迪 有人要和你谈谈. Eddy, te hablan.
什么事? Que paso?
我认识你吗? Do I know you?
我哥们达雷尔说我们找你谈 My homeboy Darrell said to talk to you.
达雷尔? 是 Darrell? Yeah.
我是吉姆 I'm Jim, homie.
你好? 迈克 What's up, man? Mike, dog.
好了 什么事? All right. So what's up?
要枪吗? Need a cohete?
也许要 Maybe.
什么样的? What kind?
罗格P-94 全新的 Ruger P-94, brand-new.
罗格 哈? 是 Ruger, huh? Yeah.
多少发的? How many mags?
高容量指弹匣 我会装进几发空心弹 One high cap. I'll throw in the hollow points.
实打实的削尖弹 Strictly Black Talons, homes.
兄弟 这年头流行穿背心哈 Homies be wearing vests these days,
明白我的意思吗? know what I'm saying?
是新的么? Is it new?
是的 全新 Yeah, it's brand-new.
在哪? Where's it at?
我能拿到货 I can get it.
多少钱? How much?
300块 Three bills.
我出250 如果是新的 I'll give you $250 if it's new.
如果不是 我出200 If not, I'll give you $200.
可以 Cool.
你有票子吗? You got the feria, homie?
我能拿到 I can get it.
是啊 Orale.
我们放松一下 做生意前 Let's kick back, have a couple pistos
喝些酒 哈? before we handle business, eh?
嘿 小子 你喜欢她么? Hey, guero, you like her?
我确实需要爽一把 I do need to get laid.
她就在这里 兄弟 There it is right there, brother.
给我枪 Yo, give me that cohete.
你杀了小美人 Mataste a un flor.
噢 该死! Oh, shit!
开门! Open the fucking door!
天杀的 哥们! Holy shit, dude!
他会死掉吗?! You think he's gonna fuckin' die?!
当然 颈动脉都被割破了 Sure. Got his carotid.
那根血管软得很 Fucker was garden-hosing.
他会流血过多而死 He'll bleed out.
噢 该死的 Oh, shit, dude,
我看过枪杀 可从没有看到 I've seen dudes get shot, man, but I never seen
这样的死法! no motherfucking shit like that before, man!
就这样干掉他了 知道不? Fucked his shit up, you know?
快如闪电 咔 嚓! Quick as shit, too. That crack-crack!
把那家伙变成了喷血的喷泉 Turned that vato into a fountain of blood.
他为啥这么做? Why the fuck did he do that, man?
什么原因都有可能? That shit could have been over anything, you know?
钱 毒品 马子 尊敬 不论是什么 Money, drugs, bitches, respect, whatever.
那家伙是个真正的皮条客 That homie, straight-up pimp.
也许他强奸了那人的女儿 You know, maybe he turned out that dude's daughter.
疯子 Looney tunes and shit,
玻璃全刺进了脖子 glass all stuck in his fuckin' neck.
看到那滩鲜血没?! Did you see all that fuckin' blood over there?!
是啊 人身上有一加仑 怕什么 Yeah, man, the human body's got a gallon.
该死! Damn!
我本来可以上了格雷西 I coulda boned Gracie.
她如此丰满 She had that proper thickness.
看着我 Look at me, dog.
看着我 Look at me.
我有心理阴影 I'm fuckin' traumatized and shit.
你就一点都没被吓着么? Yo, homie, that shit don't fuckin' faze you at all?
噢 哥们 比这惨多的都看过 Oh, man, I seen way worse.
在阿富汗 Trashcanistan.
我战友 他手脚全被炸飞了 My battle buddy, he got his legs and arms blown off
被摩托车陷阱陷害 by a booby-trapped motorcycle.
军医救了他 他活下来了 Medic saved his ass and he lived.
他本来不想 可还是活下来了 He didn't want to, but he did.
我得面对我的女人 I got to face my woman.
我怎么把这阴影散去 哈? How in the fuck am I supposed to play this shit off, huh?
哥们 你会做到的 Man, you'll do it, player.
嘿 宝贝 你在煮饭? Hey, baby girl, you cooking?
是啊 你去哪了? Yeah. Where have you been?
噢 吉姆家 Oh, Jim's pad.
你喝酒了? You been drinking?
你知道的 就几罐而已 Oh, you know, I had a few brews.
几罐? 是的 A few? Yeah.
你醉了 You look wasted.
别乱想 Don't trip, girl.
我整天都在工作 I've been working all day.
整天都在找工作 I've been looking for work all day.
我希望能出去喝个大醉 象以前一样 I wish I could hang out and get wasted like the old days.
知道吗? You know what?
我工作的时候 你可以悠闲度日 When I'm working, you can lounge.
我会把这个家安排好 I'll fix this place up,
给你买衣服和礼物.. get you nice clothes and stuff...
迈克 迈克 迈克. Mike, Mike, Mike.
这与钱无关 It doesn't have anything to do with money.
到这来 Come here.
坐下 我想和你谈谈 Sit down. I want to talk to you.
嘿 问题不在于你给我买多少东西 Hey, it's not about stuff.
而是我们都要负起平等的责任 It's about you and me needing an equal partner.
对 Right.
我知道你支持我上完大学 Hey, I know that you supported me through college
我总是会 and I'm gonna always
- 为此心怀感激 - 对 - owe you for that. - Right.
现在一切都反过来了 Now everything's flipped
我感觉自己在孤军作战 and I feel like I'm doing everything alone.
有时候我感觉你就是我的孩子 You know, sometimes I feel like you're my kid.
你背着我鬼鬼祟祟的 I mean, you sneak around like one.
哦! Oh-ho!
听着 哇 Look... Wow, dude.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
冷静 宝贝 Be cool, baby girl,
我正在全力走上正轨 I'm on a mission to get my shit together.
我申请了摄影城的房地产公司 I applied at this commercial realty company in Studio City,
那个黑人 他是业务经理 and this black guy, he was the office manager
而且人很不错 and he's fuckin' hella cool,
知道不? 我们谈得来 you know? We're talkin' and all that shit.
知道不? 我们谈得很好 You know? We're just kickin' it and all that.
你查了留言没? Did you, did you check the messages?
四条留言 Four messages.
阿努左先生 我是 Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling
太阳屋房产公司的 我打电话安排个面试 from Sunhouse Properties to schedule an interview.
甜心 太好了! Honey, this is great!
恩... 噢! 噢... Mm, mm... Oh! Oh...
你最好明早尽早给他电话 You better call him first thing in the morning.
对 对 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
噢 天 你太棒了 Oh, damn, dog, that shit was good, dude.
他们该给你颁个奥斯卡奖 Damn, they should give you a fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
你站在那 You just stood there
拿一番胡言来骗我 好象这样做没什么 and you fed me a line of bullshit like it was nothing.
你该替我当律师 You should be the lawyer.
你怎么能做出这种事? How could you just do that?
你怎么能看着我眼睛 这样骗我？ How could you look me in the eye and lie to me like that?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我宁愿你打我 I'd rather you hit me.
我是你的小丑 I'm your clown.
我是小丑 I'm your fucking clown.
你和吉姆这样嘲笑我? And you and Jim are laughing at me?
不 不是... No, it's not...
不 你完全 彻底的完了! No, no, no, you are so utterly, irrevocably busted!
为什么不去和你的狗朋友去玩? Why don't you just go play with your little butt buddy?
去想更多的骗术 Go cook up more lies.
我敢说你又吸毒了 You know, I bet you're doing lines again.
你怎么说出这种话来？ Dude, how could you say that shit?
我没有 I'm not fuckin' doing lines again.
是 对 Yeah, right, right.
我没吸毒! I'm not fuckin' doing lines again!
现在你的话比狗屁都不如了 Right now your word is less than shit.
或许你该走了 Maybe you should go.
走吧 Just fuckin' go.
走 对吧? Just fuckin'... just go, right?
操 我走! Fuck it. I'll fuckin' go!
请你了 走吧 走! Please, go. Go!
他妈的! 我走! Fuck it then! I'll fuckin' go!
那就走啊 迈克! Then go, Mike!
我是当真的! 我真走 I'm serious! I'll fuckin' go
只是我他妈的不会再回来! except I won't fuckin' come back!
你要我走啊?! You want me to fuckin' go?!
快走 迈克! Fuckin' go, Mike!
那我走! I'll fuckin' go then!
我走! I'll fuckin' go!
滚! Get the fuck outta here!
喂? Hello?
请讲 Speaking.
当然 先生 绝对可以 Of course, sir. Absolutely.
非常感谢 理查兹警官 Thank you very much, Agent Richards.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
是谁? Who was that?
联邦局的 我朋友 That was the feds, my friend.
我被通知我的尿检过关了 I've been informed that I passed my urinalysis
他们要我明早去 and they would like me to go in this morning
接受更正式测试 to start formal testing.
妈的 哥们 Fuck yeah, dude.
我明天整天都在那 I'll be there all day,
所以去开我的车 去找个工作 so take my ride, get your ass a job.
我们走 Let's go.
噢 该死! Oh, shit!
来吧 寄生虫 快点做准备 Come on. Get your parasitic ass in gear.
我做了那家伙被杀的梦 I had some twisted-ass dreams about that dude being killed.
我睡得象个小孩 I slept like a baby.
听到尖叫 I heard screaming.
什么样的测试? What kind of tests?
心理测试 Psychological tests.
呵 你是个怪人 Geez, you're a freakin' psycho, dude.
别老实回答问题 Don't answer that shit honestly.
当然不会 Hell no.
他们用的是明尼苏达多项人格测试 They use the Minnesota Multiphasic Inventory.
大概有600个问题 前后参照 It's like 600 questions, cross-referenced
来察觉欺骗 to detect deception.
以六种不同的方式问我 They ask the same shit
同样的问题 很烦人 six different ways. It's lame.
你会通过的 You'll ace it.
哥们 我会搞定的 Dude, I'm gonna pull it off.
我需要的就是个机会 All I needed was a shot.
必须按游戏规则来玩 Gotta play the system.
象弹钢琴 Like a piano.
你做完了没 小子? You done with that crap, son?
完了 先生 Yes, sir.
在那些家伙结束之前 我们喝点咖啡 Let's grab some coffee while these guys finish up.
把那个也带来 Bring that with you.
我看到了傻B I see dumb people.
我们复查了你的洛城警察局的申请资料 We reviewed your LAPD package.
既然他们已经考查了你的背景 身体和心理 Since they ran your background, physical and psych,
我们将用他们的文件 we're going with their paper.
- 海军很烂 - 陆军极差 - Navy sucks. - Army swallows.
从他们那边的人打探到你的消息 Took a little work to pry your jacket loose
费了些力气 from their people.
他们不喜欢我们在他们的申请人中 挖人才 They don't much like us poaching from their applicant pool.
走开点 垃圾 Move it, dirt bag.
他们为什么不要我? Why'd they drop me?
这里的人打电话向他们要我么? Someone here make a call?
没. Nope.
他们刷了你 因为心理测试不过关 吉姆. They dropped you on psych, Jim.
你的心理曲线图乱套了. You blew their profiles.
我们这里的人都有点笨 We're all a little goofy here.
你宁肯帮我们干 不是吗? You'd rather be with us, wouldn't you?
当然 先生 Absolutely, sir.
说的真好 Good answer.
请坐 Have a seat.
申请书上说你会两国语言 Said you were bilingual on your app.
他们想测你的西班牙语 They want to test your Spanish.
如果你有时间 我们可以测一下 We can get that going if you got time.
当然有 Yes. Sure.
他们是谁? Who's "they"?
你的粉丝 在楼上 Your fans upstairs.
楼上的粉丝? 是谁？ Fans upstairs? Who?
那个比我的等级高的人才知道 This is some shit above my pay grade,
一些重要人物正盯着你 吉姆 but some very important people have an eye on you, Jim.
西区房地产公司 Westside Realty Management.
你要我转给谁? How may I direct your call?
请稍等 Please hold.
好 迈克... Okay, Mike...
阿努左? Alonzo?
噢 乔?! Oh, shit. Joe?!
妈的...! 你好啊 兄弟? Damn...! What's up, dog?
- 迈克 你看你 - 你在这干吗? - Mikey, look at you. - What are you doing here, dude?
迈克 看看你 Mikey, man, check you out.
你在这里干吗? What the fuck you doing here?
在这长大 我在这工作 Fucking grew up. I work here.
- 真的假的 - 是啊 - Get out of here. - Yeah.
兄弟 你得上去走走 Dude, you got to come on up.
我带你看办公室 Yeah, I'll show you the office.
你会大吃一惊 兄弟 Fuck, you're gonna trip, man,
我能看到海和所有东西 I can see the ocean and everything.
你看你 海上风景都来了 Check you out, fucking ocean view and all that.
你现在都穿西装了 You're wearing a suit now.
- 理了头发 - 嘿 小心 宝贝 - Got your hair cut. - Hey, watch out, baby.
碰都不行 哈? Yeah. Tag no more, huh?
不 哥们 No, man.
哥们 你兄弟派德罗还好吗? Dude, what's up with your brother, Pedro?
噢 他在伊拉克前方部队里 Oh, man, he's in Iraq. He's in a forward unit.
不会吧 Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
该死的墨西哥人 Fuckin' Mexicans.
再见 甜心 Bye, sweetie.
谢谢你 先生 我正需要这个 Thank you, sir. I need me some of this, man.
我每天都在忍受 I've been taking piss all day.
哥们! Dude!
什么? What?
你不会 You're not going to
- 相信这个 - 什么? - fucking believe this. - What?
- 我今天有个面试 - 是吗? - I had an interview today. - Yeah?
- 还记得疯狂乔吗? - 记得 - Remember Crazy Joe? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
在泰克兰他踩那家伙的脸 Dude stomped that guy's face in at Taco Land
因为那人摸他马子的屁股 for grabbing his chick's ass.
他闯出个名堂来了 Homeboy got his shit together, man.
去了加州大学洛杉矶分校 Went to UCLA.
在这里上班 Works at this office up in Century City.
我有人给我牵线了 I got the hookup, dog.
- 每小时12块 - 呼 呼! - 12 an hour. - Hoo-hoo!
- 大笔的钞票 - 对 - That's a lot of lettuce. - That's right.
三个月后 我还能拿到救济金 And in three months, I get benefits.
什么! 救济金? Damn! Benefits?
- 是的 - 妈的! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shit!
是的! Yeah!
只是还没有定下来 It's not for sure yet, though, dude.
我还要去见老板 I still got to meet the owner, right.
可他说我很诚实 But he says I'm straight.
十有八九成了 你知道的 It's all good, you know.
你成功了 哥们... You're in. Dude...
我成功了 噢 该死 I'm in. Oh, shit.
是... 怎么了? Yeah... What happened?
他们要我 明天我去 They want my ass, man. Going back tomorrow
做个谎言测试 for a polygraph test.
如果过了 下周他们就派我去 乔治亚州 If I pass that, they'll send me to Georgia next week.
噢...! 真好! 真那样吗?! Oh...! Damn! It's like that?!
你好吗 警官? What's up, lawman?
呼 呼! Whoo-hoo!
你怎么通过谎言测试 How you gonna pass a lie detector test,
- 你个骗人的混蛋? - 噢 很容易 哥们 - you lying motherfucker? - Aw, easy, man.
回答完问题 你就象是挤了半天 After every question, you just fucking squeeze
终于把废物排出体外 like you're taking a dump, you know, man.
- 把心里的压抑排除 噢! - 噢 哥们 - It throws the machine off. Ooh! - Oh, dog.
你会拉在裤子里面 You're gonna shit your pants like that, bro.
该死 我想我刚才就拉了 Fuck, I think I just did.
好了 吉姆 All right, Jim,
我会问你一些问题 I'm going to ask you some control questions
然后进入主题 before we get to the good stuff.
你只需回答是或不是 They can be answered just "yes" or "no."
放松 自然的回答就行 Just relax and respond naturally.
准备好了没? Are you ready?
好了 先生 Yes, sir.
你可以只回答是或不是 You can just answer "yes" or "no."
"你叫 吉姆 卢瑟 戴维斯吗?" "Is your name Jim Luther Davis?"
是 Yes.
"你住在洛杉矶吗?" "Do you live in Los Angeles?"
是 Yes.
"你26岁了?" "Are you 26 years old?"
是 Yes.
"你结婚了？" "Are you married?"
没有 No.
"你穿了鞋吗?" "Are you wearing shoes?"
是 Yes.
"你吸过大麻吗?" "Have you ever smoked marijuana?"
是 Yes.
"除去你在申请书里写到的那几次?" "Aside from the occasion you mentioned in your application?"
没有 No.
吉姆 少来了 Jim, knock it off.
什么 先生? What, sir?
孩子 在你还在老爸的巢里时 Son, I've been doing polygraph examinations
我就开始做这个测试了 since you were swimming in your daddy's balls.
所以我知道所有的把戏 So I know all the tricks.
要么是你鞋子放了个钉子 You've either got a tack in your shoe
要么就是在挤自己的屁股 or you're clinching your butt.
我这边跳得很厉害 I've got spikes all over this thing.
如果你再这么做 If you do it again,
我就不做测试了 I'm going to void this test
说你不合作 and report that you were uncooperative.
你明白吗? Do you understand?
明白 先生 Yes, sir.
跟我来 Walk with me.
我们遇到问题了 吉姆 We've got a problem, Jim.
什么问题? With what?
你的坦白 With your candor.
进来 Come in.
他来了 He's here, sir.
带他进来 Bring him in.
吉姆 这是荷文贝克先生 我们的地区负责人 Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck, our regional director.
很高兴见到你 先生 Pleased to meet you, sir.
请坐 Have a seat.
格斯皮先生 Mr. Gillespie.
很高兴见到你 先生 Pleased to meet you, sir.
吉姆 呃... Jim, uh...
你是个值得推荐的候选人 you're an exemplary candidate
有宝贵的军事行动经验 with valuable operational experience.
你已经没有心理和身体障碍 You've cleared the psych and physical hurdles.
你的信誉良好 不沾毒品 Your credit's good, you've kept your nose clean,
又会说西班牙语 you've got the Spanish.
你的证明书仍然有效 You clearance is still valid.
每个人一谈起你 Everybody we talked to for background
都是大加赞赏 had only great things to say about you.
可接着你测慌考试得了个负5分 And then you scored a negative-five on the polygraph.
说明你撒谎了 That's indicative of deception.
我们一直想知道为什么 We were wondering why
直到我们得到了尿检的结果 until we got the results of urinalysis.
我们查了大麻 吉姆 We detected THC metabolites in the urine, Jim.
含量刚好低于正常值 Levels were just below the positive threshold,
可是还是有这种成分存在 but there was a presence.
你有毒品问题吗 戴维斯? Do you have a drug problem, Mr. Davis?
我没有 先生 I don't have a drug problem, sir.
我犯错了 I made a very stupid mistake.
能告诉我们你犯错的 Would you care to tell us the circumstances
情况吗? of your stupid mistake?
我去了个派对 I was at a party...
别人给我一小卷 and someone offered me a joint.
我很生气 因为进不了 I was pretty angry about not getting into
警察局 我有点叛逆 the LAPD, so I was feeling rebellious and, uh...
我就吸了 ...I inhaled.
有人说 要在法律执行部门做事 Someone considering a career in law enforcement
你必须学会 would be well advised to exercise
控制好自己 a little more discipline.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我还犹豫不决 道格 I'm on the fence, Doug.
你来决定 It's your call.
戴维斯先生 我正负责几个军事项目 Mr. Davis, I'm in charge of several programs.
是的 先生? Yes, sir?
跟老指挥官好好聊聊 Had a nice chat with your old commanding officer.
很好 Good.
认识这些人吗? Recognize these guys?
哈? 是啊 Huh? Yeah,
他们是你的朋友 they're your buddies.
你的老中东地区的朋友 Your old Hajji buddies.
看你是怎么把他们切成一片一片的 你该去熟食店工作 You should work in a deli how you sliced these guys up.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
哦 不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
我倒你胃口了么? Did I ruin your lunch?
你就这样残忍的杀害 You went through those sons of bitches
那些狗娘养的 like butter.
我干掉目标 I took my objective
做了我必须做的 and did what was necessary
来获取到对国家安全至关重要的情报 to obtain information vital to national security
然后拯救了美国民众 that saved American lives.
把他们全干掉了 哈 吉姆? Whacked them all, huh, Jim?
上级告诉我不留任何活口 My C.O. told me not to leave anything breathing.
- 我做了我被吩咐做的 - 放松 孩子 - I do what I'm told. - Relax, son.
你拿着薪水去搞砸别人 You were getting paid to fuck people up.
你知道我们的反毒行动正加派人手吗？ You know we're beefing up our anti-narcotics programs
在拉丁美洲 in Latin America.
知道 先生 Yes, sir.
我听到一些小道消息 I had heard some things on the grapevine.
我想你加入我们组 I want you on my team.
我需要能完成任务的人 I need someone who can get things done
加入我在哥伦比亚的特遣部队 on my task force in Colombia.
先生 Sir...
我最想去的是洛杉矶和圣地亚哥 I listed Los Angeles and San Diego on my dream sheet.
南加州没有职位吗? No slots in southern California?
没了 吉姆 No, Jim.
我有哥伦比亚 I got Colombia.
只能给你这个 That's what I have for you.
如果你不想要 If it's not what you want,
谢谢你的时间 thank you for your time.
你可以走人了 You can hit the door.
准确的讲 要我去干什么事? What exactly would I be doing?
在丛林里打游击吗? Running and gunning in the jungle?
戴维斯先生 是这样的 Mr. Davis, this is the deal.
你携枪和当地的 You'll be riding shotgun with the locals
翻译顾问参与突击行动 as interpreter-advisor on sharp end operations.
你将去很火地方 You'll be in some very hot areas.
怎样火? How hot?
你在和我说一触即发吗? We talking trigger time?
当然 如果你想去 Sure, if you want.
我到底为谁工作? Well, who exactly would I be working for?
美国政府 吉姆. The U.S. government, Jim.
我希望你下周去乔治亚州 格林 I want you in Glynco, Georgia next week.
你能活着完成任务 You make it through in one piece,
夏天你就能当上警察 you'll be working Colombia's finest by the summer.
只是 It's just that...
我应该结婚 先生 I'm supposed to get married, sir.
或许现在不是成家的时候 Maybe now is not the time to start a family.
我们在一起很久了 We've been together a long time.
我非常想娶她 认真的 I'm serious about marrying her.
外国老婆会危害你的忠诚度 Foreign bride could jeopardize your security clearance.
吉姆 别和墨西哥人搞上了 Jim, don't shack up with some Mexican.
哥伦比亚的女人火的很 而且很配合 Colombian broads are smoking hot and knee deep.
你有出差津贴和司机 You get a per diem and a driver.
在那边你可以过得象个国王一样 You'll live like a fucking king down there.
是的 我懂了 Yes, sir, I understand.
你花点时间 You take some time,
想想怎么做 think about what you want to do.
这是重大的使命 This is a serious commitment.
我想要这个机会 I want the opportunity, sir.
我想加入 I want on board.
欢迎 Welcome aboard.
我对你寄予厚望 I'm taking a big chance on you.
谢谢你 Thank you, sir.
这是我梦寐以求的职业 This is the career I've dreamed of.
这是给你的命令 These are your orders,
相关资料和旅游费用 orientation material and travel money.
在周三上班时间结束前 去联邦法律执行训练中心报道 Report to FLETC before the end of working hours Wednesday.
谢谢 Thank you, sir.
走吧 God.
抱歉 Sorry, dog.
我得到工作了 I got the job.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
是吗? Yeah?
我也是 Me, too.
- 你什么时候上班? - 星期一 - When do you start? - Monday.
你呢？ When do you start?
周三 Wednesday.
我的吉姆兄又回到薪水册上了 Big Jim, back on the man's payroll.
拿到了工资 Got the W-2
和雇员手册 作为被雇的证明 and the employee handbook as proof of employment.
我今晚又要投入我女人的怀抱了 I will be back in the arms of my woman tonight.
好 Good.
我们该庆祝 Hey, we got to celebrate this shit.
干杯 Salud.
噢 妈的 Oh, shit.
警察 Fuzz.
跟屁虫 They're on my ass, dog.
我的驾照被吊销了 And my license is suspended.
也许他在追另外的人 Yeah, maybe he's after someone else.
该死的 Shit. Fucking shit, man.
他正指着我 He's pointing right at me.
我们在喝酒 And we got the open beers.
去他妈的酒 枪 Fuck the beers, the guns.
杀了他 Shoot the fucker.
车注册的是我的名字 我们完了 Car's in my name. We're fucked.
妈的 刚是晴天 又见乌云 哥们 Shit. Right when shit was starting to go good, dude,
我要坐牢了 I'm going to jail.
该死的 我要坐牢了 Damn it, I'm going to jail.
我可以解决他们 I can dump these guys.
销掉他们车尾箱的录象 Rip the video from their trunk.
给我看你的手 Let's see them hands.
给我看你的手 Let's see your hands
放到仪表板上! on the fucking dash!
手举起来 不然我会敲下你的头 Grab the sky or I'll blow your fucking heads off.
一眨眼就死了 坏蛋 Blink and die, scumbags.
噢 Oh.
看看是谁 Look who it is, dude.
没事了 我认识 It's all right, I know these guys.
你个混蛋 You fucking asshole.
鸡巴 吓死我了 You're such a prick. You scared the fuck out of me.
你好吗 伙计? What's up, homie?
- 你好 傻瓜? - 你好 哥们 - What's up, fool? - What's up, man.
我差点开枪了 I almost shot you, jerk.
这一点都不有趣 李 That shit wasn't fucking funny, Leo.
是 是场闹剧 Yeah, it was hilarious.
你们搞砸了? You guys getting fucked up?
当然 今天周五 Of course, dog, it's Friday.
你进警察局没? Well, Boot, you in the Academy yet?
没 Fuck no.
去他妈的洛城警局 Fuck the LAPD.
地方的三流机构 It's local small-time bullshit.
我跟联邦局的混 I'm going with the feds.
你怎么找到关系的? How'd you get that hook-up, dog?
你知道 有关系 You know, me, got my connects, you know.
周三汇报给联邦法律执行训练中心 Going to FLETC on Wednesday.
嘿 看能把我也弄进去不 Hey, see you can get me in there.
我会考虑的 Yeah, I'll look into that.
西尔维亚还好吗? How's Sylvia?
不是你该关心的 檫屁纸 None of your concern, ass wipe.
替我向她问好 不行吗? Say hi to her for me, no?
不 No.
这哥们对她的女人保护有佳 This vato's all protective of his female.
看看这个 Check this out.
漂亮吧? Nice, huh?
漂亮哈？ 呃呵 It's a nine? Uh-huh.
我有很多9毫米的 Sorry, dog, I got a lot of nines.
拜托 这是挺好的罗格枪 Come on, dude, it's a bad-ass Ruger.
去和土沙谈 他会买 Talk to Toussaint. He'll buy that shit.
土沙 他... 他在佛罗里达 Toussaint, he's... he's in Florida.
他回来了 今天还打电话给我了 He's back. He called me today.
今晚呼叫我 兄弟 Page me tonight, bro.
我们去夜总会找马子爽 We'll hit the clubs and tear up some fine hinas.
再见 好 Later. Sure, dog.
我还要巡逻 I'm on the City's time.
你们保重 You guys be cool.
好吗? Okay?
该死的吓了我一大跳 That fuck-- he put a scare in me.
是 我也是 Yeah, me, too.
他是个鸡巴 He's a dick.
想和他聚会吗? Want to party with him?
看这个混蛋在家不 See if this motherfucker's home, dude.
土沙? 土沙?! Toussaint? Toussaint?!
土沙? Yo, Toussaint?
出来啊 哥们 Yeah, come on, man.
不能进你的小屋了 Can't go far in that little fucking place of yours.
该死的 我来了 Goddammit, I'm coming.
冷静 Chill out.
洗屁屁了 Washing that dirty ass.
该死的 Damn it.
聚会快乐 聚会 Group love. Group... Come on.
聚会快乐 Group love, boys.
欢迎回来 家乡 Welcome back, hometown.
嘿 我想你们疯子啊 Hey, I missed you crazy fuckers, man.
李说你回来了 Leo told us you were back.
谢谢你打电话 混蛋 Thanks for calling asshole.
你是警察? You a cop?
去联邦局 Uh-uh. Going federal.
我知道的最疯狂的想法 Man, craziest head I know
就是 is going
去联邦局 to be a fed.
是的 先生! 先生 Yes, sir! Sir.
还依赖着你老婆? Still sponging off your woman?
去你的 我有工作了 Fuck you, dog. I got a job.
这个混蛋 This motherfucker.
看 哥们 Look, dude.
很不错 This is bad.
300块就是你的了 It's yours for three big ones, dog.
我想要 Fuck yeah, I want it.
你好? 你好? What's up? What's up?
哈? Huh?
你现在说什么 哈? What the fuck you say now, huh?
嘿 哈？ Hey. Huh?
砰 砰 Bam, bam, bam.
混蛋 我身无分文 Motherfucker, I'm strapped.
现在怎么样 哈? What the fuck is up now, huh?
唔 呵! Whoo-ooh!
哇 Whoa, whoa.
两膝中弹 Your kneecap and shit.
过来找死 Step up and get blasted.
妈的 现在怎样? Shit, man, what the fuck is up now?
嘿 冷静 歹徒 Hey, kick back, gunslinger.
上了膛的 It's loaded.
能穿墙 That shit goes through walls.
你会杀掉隔壁的小孩 You pop the neighbor's little kids.
啊 Uh-oh.
噢 Ooh.
妈的 哥们 Fuck, dude.
哇 我有点子 兄弟 Whoa, I'm straight, bro.
我们去开派对 知道吗? Yo, guys, we got to party tonight, you know?
去夜总会 Go clubbin' or something.
我有更好的主意 I got a better idea.
什么? What?
这里 先生 Here, sir.
我们去墨西哥 Let's go to Mexico.
墨西哥?! Mexico?!
- 对 - 我也去 - Yeah. - I'm in.
只有这样的香烟... Only fags like that...
因为你是个小变态 Because you're a little faggot.
我不理解 这么多山 I don't get it, too much fucking hills.
对 Right, right.
哥们 止步 止步 Dude, yo, dude, stay back boy, stay back.
混蛋要征求同意 Motherfucker's got to ask permission.
去你的 好不? Fuck you, all right?
让我和你说 Let me tell you something.
我是个大男人 好不? I am a grown motherfucking man, all right?
我去报喜 I'm going to tell her the good news,
找个理由 拿我的东西 我们开溜 make up, grab my shit and we are out.
可卡因 更多的可卡因 Lines, lines, and more lines.
这么多人穿越边界 For many passengers traveling through LAX,
等待不能忍受 the waiting has become unbearable.
能蒙混过关或失手 你无法预测 It's hit or miss, you can't predict it...
抱歉 你不是玻璃做的 Excuse me, you're not made out of glass.
我就是我 I'm made out of me.
你醉了 You're drunk.
我来庆祝 宝贝 I'm celebrating, baby.
什么 又一个浪费的日子? What, another wasted day?
给你 Here.
...9-11以来到处戒备 哪里都一样 ...security since 9-11, but that's true everywhere.
可是仍然有个研究显示 在边界等待的队伍 ...and still a recent study shows the wait at LAX
是世界第三长的 is the third longest in the world...
这是个好公司 This is a good company.
市区公寓大多是他们在出售 They make all the new condos downtown.
多少? How much?
一小时12块 $12 an hour.
在加上有个无能的家伙 Plus their MIS guy
三个月后离开 is leaving in three months.
我会更新自己的职位 I'm going to update my certifications
接他的班 and take his job over.
我就能赚大比钞票 Then I'll make bank.
该死的混蛋 Such an asshole.
什么? 为什么? 真的 What? Why? This shit is real.
是个极好的工作 好高的薪水 This is a great job, the pay is outstanding
是我最好的机会去做自己想做的事 and it's a great opportunity for me to do what I want to do.
我知道 I know.
很迈克 It's so... it's so Mike, you know.
你不能出去找个很差的工作 You can't just go out and get a shitty job.
你必须找个... You gotta... you gotta get a...
梦想的工作? A dream job?
对 梦想的工作. Yeah, a dream job.
为什么你梦中情人不能得到梦想中的工作? Well, why shouldn't your dream guy have a dream job?
...the ambitious plans of many opponents
on the County Board of Supervisors...
来吧 有个活要你来干 Come here, I have a job for you.
怎么这么久? What the fuck is taking so long?
就知道会这样 I knew this shit would happen.
她恨死我了 She hates my ass.
她不会让他走 She's not going to let him go.
去敲门 Go knock.
去敲门 Dude, go knock.
把他屁股拉出来 Bro, drag his fucking ass out of there.
迈克 Yo, Miguel.
嘿 Hey.
迈克 快点 Mike, hurry up.
嘿 Hey.
你在干吗? Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
快点 Come on, dude.
我在做爱 Dog, I'm tearin' it up, man.
我在干她 很久没干了 I'm hittin' it, bro. It's been a few days.
你们先走 我冷静一下 You guys just go ahead, man. I'm gonna chill.
什么? What?
我想和我女人亲密一下 I'm just gonna kick it here with the woman.
你说的你要去的 哥们 You said you'd go, man.
你脑子里全是她 Your woman's in your head.
这不对 That's wrong.
她抓住你的心了 She's got your nuts, bro.
兄弟... Dog, dog...
西尔维亚高兴是因为我找到工作了 对吗? Sylvia's all happy 'cause I got a job, all right, dude?
她想我们好好庆祝一下 She wants us to fuckin' chill together.
那女人迷住你了 Man, that girl put the zap on your head.
这是我们最后兜风的机会 This is our last chance to hang.
- 你就象是我的亲兄弟 - 对 - You're like my brother. - Yeah.
你是我的全部 你就这样逃避我啊? You're all I got. You're gonna dog me like that?
我不会... I ain't no fucking do...
你好 宝贝? How are you, baby?
嘿 西尔维亚 他要去墨西哥 Hey, Sylvia, he's going to Mexico.
不 他不去 吉姆. 是的 他去 No, he isn't, Jim. Yes, he is.
我去联邦局 我要走了 下周就走 I'm joining the feds. I'm gone, I'm out of here next week.
你至少可以 The least you can do
让我最好的朋友 is let my best friend
送我一程 see me off.
宝贝 不安全 Baby, it's not safe.
你要去做的就是喝酒 All you're going to do is drink.
啊 该死的 Aw, fuck, man.
迈克 拜托 Mike, come on.
来吧 哥们! Come on, fuck, man!
拜托了 你答应过的 Come on, you promised.
你答应过的 哥们 You promised, man.
我答应过的 西尔维亚 好不? Yo... I promised, Sylvia, okay?
迈克 你不要去 Mike, you're not going to Mexico.
什么? What?
你不要去 You're not going.
我可不是你的傀儡 西尔维亚 I'm not your fucking puppet, Sylvia.
好吧 知道吗 去做你想做的吧 All right, you know what, do what you want.
回来时我不会在这里了 But I'm not going to be here when you get back.
乱套了 That's fucked up.
你为啥限制他? Why you got to lay that bullshit on him?
因为我不想他和你一起去 吉姆 Because I don't want him going with you, Jim.
你疯了 You're fucking nuts.
你疯了 而且很危险 You're crazy and you're dangerous,
你是我最大的梦魇 and my biggest nightmare is you with a fucking badge.
他最不该和你在一起 You're the last person who should have one.
是吗? 是 Yeah? Yeah.
不是胡说 是事实 That's not bullshit, it's the truth.
操! Fuck this!
哇 等等 Whoa, wait.
不管怎样 哥们 Whatever, man.
谢谢 Fuckin' thanks, homie!
是 再见 Yeah, laters.
再见 Bye.
喂 Yo, yo.
我去 I'm going.
我必须去 I gotta go.
滚开 去! Get the fuck out of here, go!
去啊! Go!
妈的 Fuck this shit, man.
晚安 西尔维亚 Good night, Sylvia.
亲我屁股 吉姆 Kiss my ass, Jim.
噢 什么时候都行 我亲个够 Oh, any time, sellout.
噢 要是他死了你会高兴吗? 哈? Oh, you going to be happy once he's dead? Huh?
嘿 土沙. Hey, Toussaint.
我听到吵架了 I heard the battle, man.
你老婆不让你去 哈? Yo, your lady didn't want you going, huh?
不 可是我要去 No, but I'm going.
- 妈的 是啊 - 该死的 - Hell, yeah. - Shit.
- 我是个混蛋 - 对 - I'm a motherfucking man. - That's right.
妈的 我要玩转地球 Shit. I walk the Earth at will.
- 对极了 - 想做什么 就做什么 - Damn right. - I do whatever the fuck I want.
知道不 我们是男人 对不？ You know, we're men, right?
- 我们是男人 对吗? - 对 - We're men, right? - That's right.
我们就这么做 对吧? That's what we do, right?
阿门 别担心 Amen. And don't worry--
你回来的时候 你老婆在家乖乖的等着 home girl will be right there waiting when you get back.
你说的对 You're right. You're right.
她不会和我玩失踪 She wouldn't play that shit like that.
我真的找到工作了 Shit, I got a fucking job for real.
是的 You did.
而且你是我死党 你是我死党 Plus you're my homie, dog. You're my homie.
你会去爽一把 做你该做的 You're going to go fucking do your thing
- 就这样 - 不 妈的 哥们 - and this is it. - No, shit, dude.
我们都是好朋友 Yo, we're all dogs.
我有你们支持着我 I got you guys back, man.
毫无疑问 No doubt, no doubt.
肯定会很酷 It's just going to be fucking cool, yo.
我找到工作了 I got a job, you got a job.
妈的 我有些大麻 Shit, I got some bud.
- 我们有烟草 - 我们有 - We got some smokes. - We got some
- 钱 - 我们要完成任务 - motherfucking money. - We are on a mission.
我们齐聚一心 就能尽快 Let's get our heads together so we can achieve our objective
达成目标 in a timely manner.
我们大干一场 Let's get deployed, people.
醒来 Wake up, wake up, wake up.
起来 太阳晒屁股了 Rise and fucking shine.
快点 娘娘腔 开餐了 Come on, ladies. Chow time.
菜都快冷了 Chow's getting cold.
- 噢 怎么搞的 吉姆? - 冷静 哥们 - Oh, what the fuck, Jim? - Chill, dude.
我们在哪? Dude, where are we?
家啊 Family, man.
该死! 好破啊 Damn! It's a shizzack...
嘿 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
是个家 好不? It's a home, all right?
放尊重点 兄弟 Respect, bro.
打起精神 朋友们 Straighten up, fellas.
我老情人 玛特 My old lady, Marta.
你好 Hola.
迈克 你好 很高兴见到你 Mike. Hola, mucho gusto.
你好 迈克 土沙 Hola, Mike. Toussaint.
你好 Hola. Hola. Hola.
你好 玛日莎 Hola. Marisa.
早上好 我妈妈 Buenos dias. Mi mama.
很高兴见到你 玛特的妈妈 Mucho gusto. Marta's mom.
早安 Buenos dias.
维基 Vicki. Vicki.
我堂姐 La prima, esa es mi prima.
早安 很高兴见到你 Mucho gusto.
很高兴见到你 迈克 维基 Mucho gusto. Mike. Vicki.
土沙 Toussaint.
维基 Vicki.
好了 Okay.
找个石板凳做 Hey, grab yourselves a rock.
请坐 S? por favor, sientense.
维基? Vicki?
喝咖啡吗？ ¿Caf? quieren caf?
喝咖啡吗？ 维基 倒咖啡来 S? caf? por favor. Vicki, andale.
镇静宝贝 Tranquila, baby.
他头发里是什么东西？
妈! ¡Mama!
是啊 她说什么 哥们? Yeah, w-what's she saying, dude?
他们认为你很酷 Oh, they... they think you're cool.
噢 真甜 Oh, sweet.
谢谢 Aqu?tienes. Gracias.
- 热身的 - 谢谢 - Caliente. - Thank you.
哥们... Dude...
玛特很漂亮 Marta's fine as fuck, bro.
嘿 Hey, hey, hey...
我是说 你要娶她 I'm just saying, dude. You need to marry her, bro.
如果不 你就是傻瓜 If you don't, you're a fool.
他说什么? ¿Que dice?
噢... Oh...
噢 好极了 Oh, that shit's good, man.
很棒 这烟草棒极了 No shit, you know they got that good fucking weed from here.
正是我想要的 一些这样的好东西 That's what I want. Some of that good shit.
你知道哪里有地吗 吉姆? You know where some fields are or something, Jim?
我想看他们把这玩意种在哪里 Yeah, that's not... I want to see, like, where they grow it.
你知道 可能 You know, and then maybe
他们会让我们出去自己摘一些来 they'll let us go out and, like, pick some.
摘一些好的烟草 You know, pick some of that really good weed.
该死 Shit.
土沙? Toussaint?
很好 This is nice.
很漂亮 This is beautiful, man.
哥们 你看到没? Dog, you see this?
这里 Here.
恩.. Mmm...
多美啊... Beautiful...
天! Man!
恩! Mmm!
什么时候拿到这些酒的? When the hell'd you get all the pistos, dog?
墨西哥 Mexico, man.
变魔术 It's magic.
他捞了一大笔钱? He bleed?
象个吃饱了的猪 Like a stuffed pig.
莱蒂怎么知道你在搞她妹妹? How'd Letty know you were tearing up her sister?
那个婊子帕迪 是吧? That fuckin' bitch Patti, right?
- 啊... - 我带她去吃饭 - Ah... - I took her to dinner.
带着她开车兜风去了马里布 知道吗? Took her for a cruise up to Malibu, you know?
在那玩了个痛快 回到车里... Got up all in it. Back of my ride...
干了那条鱼 Pounded that fish, man.
好爽的鱼 Good fuckin' fish.
我想那疯狂婆娘 I figured the crazy broad
一定扯下几把头发和阴毛 pulled out some hairs and pubes
藏在座位下面 你知道吗? and stashed it in the seat, you know?
噢 你得去看看 Oh, dude, you got to watch that shit, man.
女人也奸诈 Chicks get treacherous.
是 当然 姐妹间的竞争 吉姆 Yeah, no shit. Sibling rivalry, Jim.
第二天 Next day,
我载莱蒂兜风 约会 I'm driving around with Letty all kick back and shit,
然后她发现了那撮乱毛 and she radars in on this rat's nest, man.
拉出长长的毛 问 这是什么? Pulls out these long-ass hairs, she's like "What are these?"
"这些是谁的?" "Whose are these?"
她看到那些阴毛混成一团 他妈的荡妇 She sees all the pubes mixed in, man... fuckin' busted.
荡妇! 荡妇! Busted! Busted!
噢! Oh!
她怎么知道是她妹的？ Dude, how'd she know they were her sister's?
噢 拜托 Oh, come on, dude.
墨西哥女人会巫术 对吧 迈克? Mexican chick voodoo, right, Mike?
你知道 活着并学习 You know, live and learn.
下次你就会和某个 Yep, next time you'll be all up in your ride
巫婆在车里乱来了 奸诈! with the Super Vac, dude. Treachery!
是的 奸诈 Yep, treachery.
哦... Um...
我们不应该 shouldn't we be
帮帮她们吗? helping them?
你知道怎么洗衣吗? You know how to hand wash?
- 不知 - 那就别担心 - No. - Then don't sweat it.
是 我们是男人 Yeah, we're men.
他们知道我们不做那种事 They know we don't do that shit.
对 That's right.
我们是男人 We're men.
噢 对! Oh, yeah!
这是天堂 哈? This is paradise, huh?
恩 Mm-hmm.
迈克? Yo, Mike?
什么? Yeah?
他们派我去哥伦比亚 They're sending me to Colombia.
哥伦比亚 Colombia.
谁 老板? Who, the man?
对 Yep.
他们在那铲除邪恶 需要我帮忙 They're tearing shit up down there, they need my help.
帮什么忙? Doing what?
扫荡吸毒场所和贩毒的团伙 Busting up drug labs and drug lords
- 那样的狗屁事 - 说的对 - and all that shit. - You got it.
做个顾问-- 杀他 杀他 他 Gonna be an advisor, you know-- shoot him, him and him.
然后回到兵营找马子喝啤酒 Then it's back to the barracks for bitches and beer.
我都准备好了 I'm set.
你为啥想做这些狗屁事 哥们? Why do you want to do that shit, dude?
我的意思是... I mean...
玛特怎么办 你知道吗? what about Marta, you know?
我是说... I mean...
那不会发生 Ain't gonna happen.
他们要我别结婚 They told me not to get married.
那很糟 That's messed.
他们真告诉你这个? They really told you that?
并不是很直白 我听到他们说 Not straight up, but I heard 'em.
如果那帮人不让你和爱人结婚 Yo, if the feds won't let you hook up with your old lady,
你得要他们滚 you need to tell them to fuck off.
我是说 Yeah, I mean,
你喜欢她 他喜欢你 对吧? you love her, she loves you, right?
你得搬到这里来 娶玛特 Dude, you need to move down here, marry Marta,
找个好工作 you know, get a good-ass job
做个导游之类的 working with fucking tourists or something.
去他的 Fuck that.
在冷水里用桶子洗澡? Taking bucket baths in cold-ass water?
在深及踝部的泥巴地里跋涉? You know, wading around in ankle-deep mud?
拓荒 哥们! Outhouses, man!
去他妈的拓荒! Fuckin' outhouses!
你告诉玛特了没? You told Marta yet?
你喜欢这地方 You love this place.
从你的眼神里可以看出 It's in your eyes, man.
哥们 这就是你的一切 Dude, this is what it's all about.
有个爱你的女人 很好的住处 You got a woman that loves you and a place to stay.
你在这会很幸福 你知道 You'd be happy here, and you know it.
是啊 和玛特结婚 Yeah, well, shacking up with Marta,
养几个宝宝 有它的吸引力 可是... squeezing out some puppies, has its appeal, but...
这是我的职业 this is my career.
我有一次机会 I got one shot.
你错了 You're making a mistake.
你就该留在这和你的女人一起 You should stay right here with your lady.
你他妈的到哥伦比亚去 What the fuck you gonna do
干啥? in Colombia?
干掉别人 Whack people,
狗屁军事行动 program shit.
你要是不去 干了你 You ain't down, fuck you.
开着我的直升机 Bring in my gunships
把丛林里的躲藏的猫都熏出来 知道不? and smoke your little jungle hideaway. You know?
伙计 我是上天封号的战士 I mean, I'm a solider of the apocalypse, man.
我会带着武器 I'll be in a chopper,
挨街挨户的射击村民 door-gunning villagers and shit. Fuck 'em.
杀死那帮坏蛋 Kill the chickens and dogs, too, man.
我一点也不在乎 I don't give a fuck.
啊 啊... Shh, shh...
是啊 Yeah.
12年了 Doce años.
- 12年 - 12年 - Doce años. - Doce años...
12年 我们在一起那么久了 Doce... we've been together that long.
她很漂亮 Es muy bonita.
你把你老婆带到派对上来 傻瓜 Man, you're bring sand to the beach, dumb ass.
- 把那个盖起来 - 吉姆 哥们! - Cover that shit up. - Jim, dude!
哈? Huh?
你说 "你真漂亮" 西班牙语怎么说? How you say, um, "You're beautiful" in Spanish?
哈? "Bonita." Bonita. Huh? "Bonita." Bonita.
拜托 你不懂 土沙? Come on, you don't know that shit, Toussaint?
你很... bonita. Tu... bonita.
谢谢 Gracias.
嘿 宝贝 看到我的新目标了吗? Hey, baby, see my new one?
- 对 我得到她了吗? - 哈? - Right, did I get it? - Huh?
我有机会吗? Think I got it?
是的 她很火 Yeah, she got the point.
迈克 那妞喜欢你 Yo, Mike, that chick digs you.
哪个? What chick?
噢 不错 Oh, she's good, dog.
是啊 叫利娜 Yeah, name's Lila.
她是个怪人 她会操你 She's a freak. She'll fuck you, dude.
她是个怪人 哈? She's a freak, huh?
你怎么知道? 莫非你干过她? How you know? You fuck her?
没有 出于对玛特的尊敬 No, out of respect for Marta.
并不是不想... 嘿 宝贝 Not that I don't want... Hey, baby.
邀她跳舞 Ask her to dance.
我不会不忠于西尔维亚 I'm not cheating on Sylvia, dude.
跳舞和上床差的远 There's a big gap between dancing and fucking, man.
去玩玩 Go explore it.
真的去了 No shit.
唔! Whoo!
我快疯了!
我不能
一点血吓不倒我!
不是那样的!
那是什么？
很快就有奶了!
奶？
你没注射避孕剂吗？
不许你这样 我老爸都没这样 别生气
你做了你的事 剩下的我自己来做
找医生把孩子打了
不 No.
我爱你 我想养你的孩子
你想跑 跑吧 我不需要你帮助
你疯了 You're fucking nuts.
要是我在你肚子上来几拳呢？
没人这样对我说话
也许我该开枪打死你
打吧
反正要死 干吗不死在心爱人手上？
真的吗？
以为我说着玩的吗？
你不晓得我能做出什么事来？
我知道你能干出什么事来
可我仍然爱你
因为我看到的是你 而不是你的行为
如果你想杀我
因为我爱你
那就杀吧
你完了 女人 You fucked up, woman.
我要开枪了 I'll do it.
很简单 It's easy.
吉姆! Jim!
什么事 哈? What's up, man, huh?
土沙在哪? Where's Toussaint?
他在跳舞 He's dancing.
- 是吗? - 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 你会再回到 - You gonna get back
派对上去吗? - 会的 to the party? - Yeah.
我们再回到派对上去 Let's get back to the party, man.
- 是的 - 嘿 去 - Yeah. - Hey, uh, go,
去告诉土沙 go tell Toussaint that
我们要闪人了 we're gonna get the fuck out of here, man.
去派对里面 告诉他我们要走了 Just go into the party, tell him we're gonna go.
我们要走了 哈? We're leaving, huh?
是的 我们要走了 Yeah, yeah, we're gonna leave.
我们走 对吗? Let's go, yeah?
是 我们走 Yeah, let's go.
去吧 去叫土沙 Go ahead, go get Toussaint, man.
去叫他 Go get him.
嘿 我们走 Hey, we're going.
拜托 Come on.
去你的 哥们 Fuck you, dude.
我玩得正欢呢 I'm having a great time, bro.
滚回洛城去 混蛋 Then walk back to L.A., motherfucker.
你上车还是不上 You're in the car or not.
他疯了 怎么搞的 He's fucking crazy, man. What the fuck!
好了 我们走. All right, let's go, man.
你到底出啥毛病了 疯子?! Hey, yo, what the fuck is your problem, psycho?!
嘿 他神志不清 好不? Hey, hey, homeboy's losing it, all right?
闭嘴 上车 好不? Shut the fuck up and just get in the car, all right?
胡扯! Fucking bullshit!
完了! Fucked up!
哥们 慢点 Dude, dude... dude, slow down.
妈的 Fuck, man.
噢 耶 Whoo, yeah, man.
慢点 你个疯子! Slow down, you crazy motherfucker!
我想要警察叫我停在路边 I want a cop to pull me over.
背叛 Treachery.
背叛 Fucking treachery.
吉姆 慢点! Jim, slow down!
闭嘴! Shut up!
妈的 哥们 Fuck, dude.
只相信女人 Only female I trust.
去你的 上帝! Fuck you, God!
谅你也不敢动我 You ain't got the fucking balls to take my ass.
吉姆 别胡说 Jim, don't say that shit, dude.
吉姆! Jim!
你失控了 好不? Dude, you are getting out of control, okay?
你需要心理帮助 You need psychiatric help, man.
你真的完了 You're seriously fucked up, dude.
好了 你必须控诉军方 All right, you need to sue the military or something.
你以前很容易相处 You used to be mellow.
再见 Later, homie.
晚安 'Night, dog.
再见 Laters.
哥们 我不会再和你出去玩了 Dude, I ain't hanging around you anymore
在你获得帮助之前 until you get some fucking help.
婊子 你可以退后12步 You can 12-step off, bitch.
你被开除了 You're dismissed.
他说的对 He's right, dude.
是的 Yeah.
乔治亚会使我恢复 Georgia will get me squared away.
希望如此 Hope so.
你和玛特怎么了? What was that shit with Marta, dude?
我不知道发生了什么 I don't know why that happened.
可是现在我冷静了 But I'm cool. I'm cool now.
好吗? Okay?
是啊 Yeah.
我冷静了 I'm cool.
听着 她告诉我她怀孕了 Look, dude, she told me she was pregnant.
我恐慌不已 I had a panic attack.
拔出了枪 I pulled my gun.
拜托 Come on, dog,
我以为你爱她 I thought you loved her, dude.
确实 I do.
好 妈的 God, fuck.
来吧 我们把毒品放下车 Come on, man, let's go drop off that bud.
什么毒品? What bud?
20千克 车后箱里 There's 20 kilos in the trunk.
再说一遍? Say that again?
20千克 车后箱里 There's 20 kilos in the trunk, man.
- 可卡因? - 是的 - Of weed? - Yeah.
见鬼了 Get the fuck out of here, man.
我在派对上偷的 I picked it up at the party.
把它扔到卡斯朴的家 I'm dropping it at Casper's.
卡斯朴? Casper's?
我有三万块了 I get three Gs.
我们有三万块了 We get three Gs.
你装着毒品穿越边界? You drove it across the border?
是 Yeah.
要是他们抓住我们怎么办? What if they would've caught us?
不会的 哥们 Couldn't happen, man.
我的心着火了 My shit is on fire right now, man.
我现在很兴奋 My shit is wired right now, man.
你瞒着我让我冒生命危险? You risked my ass without telling me?
这不好 哥们 就为了3万块? That's not cool, man. For three fucking Gs?
运这个报酬丰厚 That's... that's a good rate for transporting that.
要是我告诉你的话 Shit, if I'd told you,
你会在 you would have gotten
边界露馅 我们被抓 all fucking hinkey at the border, man, gotten us nabbed.
我就不会上车 哥们! I wouldn't have been in the fucking car, dude!
我会坐长途巴士回家 I would've been on motherfucking Greyhound.
这是严重的违法 That's a serious breach of the homie code, man,
还不告诉我 not fuckin' telling me.
对不起 兄弟 对不起 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, you know.
我真该让你们 I should've had... I should've got you guys,
走过边界 you know, walk across the border.
再跟你们会合 I could've met you somewhere.
可是我要钱 But, you know, I got bills, I got shit.
我得把毒藏起来 I gotta put my shit in storage.
我得加油去乔治亚州 I gotta get gas out to Georgia.
噢 去赚你妈的钱! Oh, fuck your money woes, dog!
我不想惹官司 I am not catching a fuckin' case for you.
马上让我下车 Let me out of the fucking car right now.
拜托 先去送货 Fuck, man. Come on, man, let's drop this shit off.
去取钱! Let's get paid!
让我出去 Let me out right here.
迈克! 听着! Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike! Listen, listen!
让我出去 马上! Let me out right here, right now!
有一撮大麻你会感觉爽很多 You will feel so much better with a fistful of twenties.
哈? Huh?
哥们 我们醉了 Dude, we're drunk,
后面有一整箱毒 我不会 and we got a trunk full of fuckin' weed, dude, I am not...
好了 迈克 别惹我发火! Okay, fuckin', Mike, don't bitch out on me!
别惹我发火! Don't fucking bitch out on me!
我还在假释期 I am still on probation, dick head.
让我下车! Let me out now!
让我下车 现在! Let me out right here right fuckin' now, dude!
先收钱好吗? Let me get paid, will you?
能不能让我先收钱?! Will you fuckin' let me get paid?!
收钱 Oh, yo, get paid, man.
去吧 好不? Fuckin' go for it, all right?
让我下车 我不在乎钱 Just let me get the fuck out. I don't give a fuck, dude.
你在干吗? What the fuck are you doing, man?
你在干吗 吉姆? What the fuck are you doing, Jim?
搞什么? 搞什么? What the fuck? What the fuck?
去你的! Fuck you!
对不起 Fuck, I'm sorry, dude,
对不起 I'm sorry, dude.
行不 对不起 Okay? I'm sorry.
为什么用枪顶我脑袋? Why the fuck did you put a gun to my head?
哈? Huh?
你要杀我? You gonna shoot me?
对不起 我错了 No, man. I'm sorry. I was trippin'.
我从没有... I'd never...
从来没有用枪顶你的脑袋 I'd never put a fuckin' gun to your head, dude
我知道 I know.
我知道你不会这么做的 对不起 I know you wouldn't, man. I'm sorry.
先是你女人 现在是我 你怎么了? First your lady, now me, man. What the fuck is up?
我迷糊不清 I'm not thinking.
我脑子很乱 I got too much shit going on.
噢 我神志不清 就这样 Oh, fuck, I'm just faded, man, that's all.
我发晕了 行不? I'm just fuckin' fade right now, okay?
我送你回家 I'll cruise you by your pad.
我送你 I'll drop you off, man.
对不起 I'm sorry.
是啊 你干足了蠢事 Yeah. You're a fuck-up.
我和你一起去 免得你把这个也搞砸了 I'm going with you so you don't fuck this shit up, too.
我们去卡斯朴那收钱 We'll go to Casper's... get the money.
是 Yeah.
然后你可以送我回家 Then you can drop me off home,
你可以去乔治亚重新做人 you can go to Georgia fed out and be the fuckin' man.
重新做人 Yeah, I'm gonna be the fucking man.
我可以送你 I can drop you off, you know.
送你到山顶 Take you up the hill.
不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不 No.
继续走 Keep on going.
有些可疑 Looks sketchy.
我不知道 I don't know.
怎么 你要杀了送钱的? Ho, what, you gonna shoot their pigeons?
是 Yeah.
快点 Just hurry up.
卡斯朴! Yo, Casper!
你好啊 先生 Buenos noches, señor.
送货吗? ¿Tiene los?cosatles?
打开车箱 Go pop the trunk, dude.
可以交易 Con permiso.
你好 卡斯朴? What's up, Casper?
你好 吉姆? What up, Jim?
什么情况 What's crackin', man.
是你啊 迈克? Is that you, Mike?
你好? Whassup, homes?
卡斯朴 什么情况 哥们? Yo, Casper. What up, dog?
没什么 你还好吗? Nothing, homey. How you been?
还和西尔维亚一起? Still with Sylvia?
但愿如此 Hope so.
今晚就可以知道 Gonna find out tonight.
你弟弟怎样了? So whassup with your brother, dog?
菲尼? Fernie?
被陷害了 Got blasted by the hulas awhile back, ese.
该死 Damn.
我很难过 Sorry to hear that, dog.
玩火就要自焚 You play, you pay.
他知道现在什么时候了 He knew what time it was.
对 Right.
我们得走了 Hey, we gotta bounce.
拿到钱了? You got the money?
让我检查一下 行吗? Yeah, just let me check the shit, okay?
拿钱来! Yo, bring the feria, homey!
你老婆怎么了? How's your old lady?
鸡婆终于毕业了 Eh... bitch finally graduated, yo.
妈的! Oh, fuck it!
是啊 现在能养我了? Yeah, now she can support my ass, eh?
钱都在这 I got all the feria right here, dog.
都卷好了 It's all rolled up and shit.
知道我什么意思吗? You know what I mean?
准备走了 检查一下钱 Ready to go, dog. Check this out, homes.
啊 见鬼! Ah, hell, nah!
且慢 别开枪 Yo, hold up, dog. Don't trip.
我认识他们 他们是自己人 I know these fools. They're with me, ese.
这些人抢了我! These are the fools that jacked me, man!
干掉这帮混蛋! 我要打死他们! Fuck these motherfuckers! I'm shooting both of 'em!
至少先让这个无关的人先走 At least give the homeboy a pass right here, dog.
是 让他走 Yeah, yeah, let him bounce.
我无所谓 I don't give a fuck.
我要这白人的命 I want this white boy in a box, though.
车上的伙计 Hey, you in the ride.
要是让我再见到你 你最好 I ever see you again, ese, you best be
吃了最后的晚餐 因为你死定了 getting your last supper, 'cause you're a dead man.
嘿 走吧 迈克 Hey, just get the fuck outta here, Mike.
走 Take off, homey.
我没事 I'll be cool.
怎么搞的? What the fuck?
别开枪 我没看见 Don't trip, ese. I'm cool.
冷静 Chill, dog! Chill, dog!
我有三个孩子... I got three kids...
求你了 先生 不要 Oh, no, please, sir! Please!
- 不要! - 吉姆 不要! - No, no, no, no, no! - Jim, no!
求你了 Please, please.
你为什么要这么做? Why the fuck did you do that?
关门! Pull the door!
天 吉姆! Oh, my God, Jim!
我被打惨了 I'm hit bad.
我们干什么了? What have we done?
手不能动了 脚没感觉! I can't move my arm... and I can't feel my legs!
我动不了 I can't move shit.
我完了 I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up.
我完了 I'm fucked up.
好... Okay...
别紧张啊... Don't trip...
别紧张 Don't trip, dog.
医院就在前面 County Hospital's right there.
不! 医院 No! No! No! County Hospital...
别送我去! Don't you dare take me there!
千万不要! Don't you dare!
我不能这样去 I'm not going out like that.
不 我们去 No, we're going. No, no...
不 我们去 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're going.
不要医务治疗 No medical treatment. No medical treatment.
可是... But, but...
迈克 迈克... Mike, Mike...
杀了我吧 You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me.
杀了我吧 You gotta kill me.
为什么? Why? Why?
我废了 I fucked up.
一切都没了 Everything's shitty.
不... No, no...
求你杀了我 Mercy kill me.
求你杀我 Ah... ah, please, mercy kill me.
不 哥们 Ah, oh, no, dude.
不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
会没事的 No, everything's gonna be fine.
吉姆 Jim, shh-shh, shh-shh, shh-shh, shh-shh.
会没事的 Everything's gonna be fine.
看看我 你个傻瓜! Take a look at me, you dumb fuck!
会没事的?! Everything's gonna be fine?!
拜托... Come on...
你拿我的枪 You take my piece...
对着我的头 and you put it to my fuckin' head...
你扮动扳机 and you pull the trigger.
快点 You fuckin' step up...
不 No...
快做 ...and you do it.
不 No.
我不能 'Cause I can't.
别这么娘娘腔 Don't be a fuckin' pussy.
噢 天啊... Oh, my God...
别想太多 Don't think about it.
哈? Huh?
开枪 Do it.
求你了 Please.
杀了你然后走人? Just kill you and bail?
对 Yeah.
走人 Just take off.
别回头 And don't look back...
否则 or you'll...
你会没命 or you'll turn into a pillar of salt.
嘿 Hey... Hey...
你想尝尝杀人的滋味吗 you wanted to know what it was like to kill someone.
怎么了? What's up, huh?
没人会知道 No one's gonna know.
哈? Hmm?
就只有你 Just you...
我 and just me.
和上帝 And God.
不行 No fuckin' way.
- 啊? - 不行 - Huh? - No fuckin' way.
你疯了 我不杀你 You're crazy; I'm not shootin' you, dog.
行行好 It's mercy, dog.
成全我 It's mercy.
我罪有应得 I deserve that.
换成我 我会打死你的 I'd do it for you.
我会打死你的 I'd do it for you.
是啊 Yeah.
拿着 Take it.
是 Yeah, yeah.
吉姆 是 JIM Yeah, yeah... yeah...
别想太多 D-Don't, don't think about it.
别想太多 Don't think about it.
是 Yeah, yeah...
是 Ah, yeah.
是 Yeah.
啊 Ah... ah...
是你自找的 白痴! You did this to yourself, you stupid fuck!
你总是做蠢事! You're always doing stupid shit!
- 我要杀你! - 好 好 - I gotta fuckin' fix it! - Okay, okay.
那是你想要的吗？! Is that what you fuckin' want?!
- 是的 - 哈? - Yes. - Huh?
你要我毙了你 You want me to fuckin' fix your head,
- 彻底了结你吗?! - 来呀 很容易 - once and for all?! - Come on, it's easy.
很容易 不! 胡说! It's easy. No! Bullshit!
胡说! 对我来说太难了! Bullshit! Not for me!
我爱你 混蛋 I love you, fuckin' shit bag.
我也是 I love you, too.
我会想你的 兄弟 I'm gonna miss you, brother.
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 会没事的 - 对 - Everything's gonna be okay. - Yeah.
对 Yeah.
我知道 I know.